Siobhan O'Hagan #75 Namastay-ing in my mam's boxroom

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Ned did the same thing the following morning after that faithful night when he sobered up and realised it wasn’t an Isla Fisher look a like in the bed next to him.

Was that before or after the family breakfast

 

[forever7401]

Do we know why she’s leaving the for 5 night? Is it the girls trip?

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Do we know why she’s leaving the for 5 night? Is it the girls trip?

Yeah either Rois's mates have given her a charity invite (they probably assumed/hoped she wouldn't go, given most sane people wouldn't leave a 1 year old for the guts of a week) or it's the two dull ones from Dun Laoghaire (they seem minus Craic though and Shiv wouldn't be going unless she was certain it was a non stop booze fest)


She doesn't have any other mates so...

 

[CAA2020]

What, exactly, has she improved about herself that she thinks makes her a role model for a 'Self Improvement Project'?

In the past few years she has:

Gone from living in Bali to living in a box room in her parents' house.

Gone from flying First & Business Class across continents to flying at 4am, hand luggage only, with Ryanair

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Gone from having her own private pool to dropping her kid off at the pool

Gone from riding mopeds in Asia to riding lads from Lucan bareback next to her parents

Gone from hanging with James Smith to begging for free toys by tagging Smyths

Gone from co-parenting to no-parenting

Gone from stealing vaccines to stealing creche places

Gone from neglecting dogs to neglecting her child

This is poetic! Please send it to her in case she doesn’t get a chance to read her 10 pages today. She has soooo much work on, spray tan, blow dry etc etc

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Yeah either Rois's mates have given her a charity invite (they probably assumed/hoped she wouldn't go, given most sane people wouldn't leave a 1 year old for the guts of a week) or it's the two dull ones from Dun Laoghaire (they seem minus Craic though and Shiv wouldn't be going unless she was certain it was a non stop booze fest)


She doesn't have any other mates so...

When she gets wind of Roisin going out with her mates she invites herself.

 

[Tom jones 499]

Isn’t it mad she went out of her way to get up the duff ?

 

[We were on a break]

Isn’t it mad she went out of her way to get up the duff ?

Imagine being that jealous of your sister, those were not happy tears she cried when her sister told her in fact she looked devastated imo.

 

[Tom jones 499]

Her fitness levels are embarrassing for a so called PT

Throwing on my protein gear doesn’t make you “An Athlete”

 

[surlook]

Just as well that blowdry was gifted because it wasn't worth paying for. It is still frizzy. I've seen her do it better herself.

 

[JP Bangers]

She didn’t match the donations with her own money anyway. She’ll be on tomorrow wondering why the war is still going on - “do they not know I’ve done a charity yoga session”

 

[Itsluluirl]

She didn’t match the donations with her own money anyway. She’ll be on tomorrow wondering why the war is still going on - “do they not know I’ve done a charity yoga session”

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Jesus wouldn't even round it up

Must need the money for margs in marbs!

 

[whocarez]

She didn’t match the donations with her own money anyway. She’ll be on tomorrow wondering why the war is still going on - “do they not know I’ve done a charity yoga session”

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why not for a local charity?

 

[Roman]

I know all mothers deserve a break bit I can't believe she's willingly leaving the child for 5 nights so young for no good reason I have an 11 month old and can't imagine being away from him that long let alone in another country

I know. I can’t fathom it. No bleeping way would I leave my baby for 5 nights. Siobhan gets plenty of breaks!! How can she justify such a long trip.

 

[passthepopcorn9]

If stribfs

why not for a local charity?

To be fair to her I do think it’s a decent thing to do and she likely paid to rent the studio so I wouldn’t expect her to match the amount. I also don't think it’s fair trying to fault her for choosing to donate to Gaza over local.

 

[Connie Mac]

I noticed how happy she was when telling us about her blow dry and her free time. She just loves being away from her child.

 

[Biscuit or cake]

You mean the trip to Marbs that has definitely been booked for ages and in no way linked to the fact that all of her wannabe mates are doing talks at IFS?

I wouldn't put it past her to be paying for her rent a mates to go away to try and save some face.

 

[JP Bangers]

You mean the trip to Marbs that has definitely been booked for ages and in no way linked to the fact that all of her wannabe mates are doing talks at IFS?

I wouldn't put it past her to be paying for her rent a mates to go away to try and save some face.

Only one not invited

 

[G+T]

Only one not invited

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It speaks volumes that she let the business die and hardly noticed the downfall as she was too busy being a teenager doing anything to impress others to her own detrimental effect. So many opportunities missed mainly because of alcohol issues, binge eating and lack of focus and interest.

 

[caramelsq]

As much as I think that IFS thing is a bit of a circle jerk, she must be fuming.
Did she speak on a panel there one year?
She honestly thought herself and Ned would be the new Ben and Sohee.
Big difference being, they seem genuinely lovely and are actually Very fit and are in love!

 

[Over it]

Am I missing something here? At least she has the trip away to keep her going from missing her child?! Unless Ned is taking the child away himself the woman is deluded!!

Also, you only picked a 10kg bag as you were trying to save money! You're a scab, not a ditz