Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear

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Pregnancy, completed it mate.
Levelled up to Mamma.
Get this mam a marg
I/ We made this
Did the Ski Erg miss me?
Back to DUBS soon
RX im coming for you
Watch out Lads i'm on my way back
Anyone got any bread for my seagulls?
Hi vis man we did it.
Wash the carpet im on my way for a roll
And then i was two.
Family complete
Can't wait for Nia to meet Mercedes
duck me the list is endless
I thought this was the poem of Shiv 😂😂😂
 
No bleeping way!!!! Leaving cert results and her birthday

I think her birthday is on this Monday or Tuesday after the weekend, I think Tuesday.
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10am the results are out, my predication is that's when Shed appears.

She’ll announce the baby like LC results

A for labour
B for birthing partner
A for cuteness in baby
= 500 points
Etc. etc.
 
Since Shiv is the strongest pregnant woman of all time I’ve been thinking maybe one of the first pictures will be HER carrying out the baby in the car seat. “Everyone said not to carry it but I haven’t been able to train in days 🤪


Also in shirking trends and living differently I wouldn't be surprised if she thanked Darragh in the post and we won't hear a peep from Darragh about how well Shiv did. I'm cringing already at all the 'we's' to come about the perfect family from shiv and radio silence from Darragh. We probably will see him bringing baby into his gym and being held by all the hot girls!
 
I don't think there is a chance in hell she will let Ned see her directly in a wreck after the trauma of childbirth.

With Shivs body insecurity, it will be a major shock to her and she will have to be restrained from herself going back to the gym too early.

Her next big goal will be to get Ned to fall in love with her and because of her shallowness, she thinks that can only be achieved through how she looks.

All the throwbacks that she has posted in bikinis etc are targetted at Ned.

Just my 2c - I could be completely wrong lol.
 
duck you! 😂 I am HERE for the baby and all the shiv drama 🍿 (have been from day one), I didnt sign up to hear about other 'randomers' (to quote shiv!) pre-op experiences in relation t🍦to their nail polish! And its only all a bit of fun. But you do you 😊
Calm down.... all you have to do is just scroll and read the baby and shiv drama parts, no need for the shiv type aggression!
 
Think her birthday is 29th August same as my mams, she'll come on with the baby in one hand, marg in the other #doublecelebration #arrivedjustintime #celebratingverydifferentthisyear and here's all the throwbacks of when I lived differently 🤣


Oh god I actually don't think I'll cope with all the throwbacks with remarks like "can't believe I thought my life was fulfilled here 🥹🥹" oh her in bali living differently.

I think that's what annoyed me initially and I myself was triggered by it (same age no kids yet) is that a lot of people followed her thinking she was choosing to be child free. I totally accept you can change your mind but I remember that first podcast she basically tit on everyone who was child free by choice/couldn't have kids etc by saying the meaning of life is to have a family.

I think going forward her throwbacks will be to that effect and not sensitive to those who don't have kids.
 
She probably asked Ned to bring some eggs in so she can do the new cracking an egg on your kids head trend

Just for the craic

I've seen that trend and it's one of the most disgraceful things I've seen come out of social media. Just shows how validation seeking sheep people have become.

Harming your child (it is painful to a small one) for a few insta likes feels like the race to the bottom.
 
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