Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear

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leahcimm123 said:
Wonder how long she’ll leave it before posting. I think the norm is prob like 2 days? I don’t think she could wait that long. It’s hard to know what’ll be more difficult for Shiv, pushing the baby out or having to set her phone down for a while.
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A day I’d say. She wont be able to control herself, sharing life lessons on how her baby is already shows signs of being a muy Thai champion, and how it basically walked out. Then she’ll go on in a couple of weeks with her new face, she’s never had Botox before, with a Margarita in hand. There’ll be plenty of 🥰 and 😅 too.
 
Lollipops23 said:
I remember night number 2 in hospital being one of the worst of my life- as soon as my husband left for the evening (still covid times) I burst into tears and didn’t stop til about 4am.
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Same!!!!
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dabaebaegoss said:
She'll call the baby content. That's all he/she was created for.
Hopefully the child is loved by both as much as they love themselves.

Madness to think a) She got the ride. b) she is having a baby.
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Absolutely will use it as a new form of content
 
dabaebaegoss said:
She'll call the baby content. That's all he/she was created for.
Hopefully the child is loved by both as much as they love themselves.

Madness to think a) She got the ride. b) she is having a baby.
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I still think it's a social experiment 😂

Also I think Ned took mommy with him lol cos shiv was in the back,can't say I blame him he's gonna need all the help he can get.
 
SparkleGal said:
I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard. It’s one thing if you get pregnant when you’re actively dating someone and in a relationship but this is next level stuff 🤯🤯🤯
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I definitely feel sorry for him. I know he is equally responsible for contraception - in that they’re both 100% responsible for protecting themselves - but really Shiv is one of a kind in the worst way possible. What are the odds that he would drunkenly bone Ireland’s worst person/biggest narcissist across the globe in Abu Dhabi.

Poor guy couldn’t have imagined it.
 
At long last. This pregnancy seems to have went on forever. I'm sitting here thinking....can you actually imagine being in that room. She's about to give birth with a baby daddy who realistically is a stranger. I honestly couldn't think of anything worse. And really it'll be Neds first time seeing what that area actually looks like because the last time he went there he was practically comotosed 🥴
 

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