Siobhán O'Hagan #53 baby showers with pretend mates, meeting ned for fake dates

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Spoofersthelotofthem said:
Just the sight of the insufferable a-hole with her cat got the cream smirk is infuriating.

This is exactly where she wants to be.
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I agree she’s super smug and happy where she is but WHY?! Darragh might be a nice guy, I’ve no idea, but besides that he’s average looking, lives at home and works in a gym. If you’re gonna have a baby with a bloke who doesn’t want you and will almost certainly have another family in a few years time would you not pick someone who has money? That’s the only thing that might work in your favour. It’s bizarre. But maybe she had low expectations, I don’t know
 
DariaJames88 said:
I agree she’s super smug and happy where she is but WHY?! Darragh might be a nice guy, I’ve no idea, but besides that he’s average looking, lives at home and works in a gym. If you’re gonna have a baby with a bloke who doesn’t want you and will almost certainly have another family in a few years time would you not pick someone who has money? That’s the only thing that might work in your favour. It’s bizarre. But maybe she had low expectations, I don’t know
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That implies Shiv has a choice. She's been trying to get the ride for years and took the only sperm donor she could get, which was a completely smashed "any hole's a goal" type who looks and sounds like an extra cast member from Tallaghfornia.
 
professional_athlete said:
She 100% looks like she’s on her own on the Viking Splash. I would feel sorry for her (not because you can’t do things on your own but because she has no one to do anything with) but years of evidence of her being a terrible person etc etc 🥱
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She spoke on the podcast with Louise coney about using the peanut app that is to help you find friends like tinder for friends
 
Jaysus things must be bad if a Dubliner needs to go on an app in Dublin to get some mates.

I'm not being disrespectful to anyone that uses these apps btw. It's just that Dubliners tend to maintain a very strong friendship group from school into their 20s and onwards. As a city we are so lucky in that regard, that we can grow up together and build lives in the same city. It's a rare thing.

I suppose Shiv is finding out the harsh way of having all these fake influencer friends instead of non influencer people.

Although maybe she was covertly looking for an Aupair on the app, someone from abroad that she could befriend and then pay pittance to stay with her and look after her child. I would say that is more likely! 🤔
 
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Spoofersthelotofthem said:
Jaysus things must be bad if a Dubliner needs to go on an app in Dublin to get some mates.

I'm not being disrespectful to anyone that uses these apps btw. It's just that Dubliners tend to maintain a very strong friendship group from school into their 20s and onwards. As a city we are so lucky in that regard, that we can grow up together and build lives in the same city. It's a rare thing.

I suppose Shiv is finding out the harsh way of having all these fake influencer friends instead of non influencer people.

Although maybe she was covertly looking for an Aupair on the app, someone from abroad that she could befriend and then pay pittance to stay with her and look after her child. I would say that is more likely! 🤔
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To be fair, I'm a Dubliner my whole life and I wouldn't have a large group of friends. Most of my childhood / school friends have left the county to afford property.
It's hard to make friends as an adult.

Shiv on the other hand just can't make friends because she's a dose 😅
 
dothprotesttoomuch said:
Literally just trying to be helpful pointing out it's just a commonly used weightlifting phrase, often used in jest, as not everyone would be familiar with it. Until someone decided to take umbrage with my comment and make it about their own experience, when this is a thread about Shiv.

In this case I think Shiv was using it as a pick meeee, notice meeee, rather than anything more untoward - which is her normal MO tbf. But I can see how it could come across worse if you're not familiar with the phrase.

Moving on...
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I was glad you posted it, I sometimes miss certain things (not being Irish) and thought this was one of them, I didn't realise it's a weightlifting term :ROFLMAO: Also I have a stupid question, do you call the police the guard there?
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forgotmyacc said:
Just looking at the most liked posts... there's no thread title suggestions..

Can whoever suggested the fucktard in the unitard PLEASE come back and suggest it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That was me! Possibly the funniest thing I've ever come up with :LOL:
 
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JustmeKC said:
Our police force is called “An Garda Siochana”, so you’ll hear references to the police, the garda (singular), the gardai (plural), the guards & the cops (as well as some derogatory references but those are the normal ones).
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Thank you! I've been listening to a true crime podcast and just listened to an episode that covered an Irish crime and they were using Garda and now that makes sense. I meant to google and forgot.
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Fucktard in a Unitard stomping around Dubs, freckly baby Ned bump, needing constant rubs.

Or something :ROFLMAO: there are better wordsmiths here than me.
 
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