Siobhan O’Hagan #46 Ned Philanderers has 'come' and gone, living differently didn't last long

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Treating myself to a pedicure after work and the girl beside me was saying about a friend of hers who had a baby at the start of last month and how badly she’s suffering with post natal depression. I don’t think Siobhan has any idea about what it’s going to be like actually having & looking after a baby. She’s been coasting on the attention of her pregnancy announcement and probably looking to re launch as a mummy influencer - I fear she’s in for some land when the baby arrives. Can only hope she’ll catch a grip & grow up but I’ll not hold my breath.
I genuinely think it's time she gave up Instagram and just tried to find a normal life again. She started her Instagram at the right time and got a good following at the start - before 'influencing' was a thing. But Instagram has evolved and she has tried to evolve with it but by doing the bear minimum. She thinks the baby is just going to be the next step in her Instagram life, forgetting that real life comes first
 
She'll never give up instagram are ya mad? Without her 160k followers and about 1/4 of those actually real she has nothing, not a thing to hang her hat on. No SM would mean having to find a normal 40 hour a week job like the rest of us, whereas sadly in Ireland 160k followers buys you agency access, loads of mediocre product sponsorships and an audience to monetize your pregnant status. Siobhan is lazy as sin. This is her golden ticket to staying that way
 
Shiv standing up with the mic awkward stand to begin cough cough hi welcome emm ya slurp slurp introduces people nervous laugh emmmmm ummmm ehhh slurp says minimal and that's that.
Imagine her with the mic, waving her rubber hands around the place, holding up her thumb and index finger into the L shape which drives me round the bend✋ and pushing her manky ponytail down over her forehead and face cos she's so awkward and then rubbing her hair into her face and chewing on the string of her hoody.
 
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Imagine how chaotic this will be with Siobhan as MC!!! Oh my goodness, I'd nearly go just for the laugh.

Fitness and nutrition coach 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

I wonder if she is getting paid. If she was donating her time I'm sure we would have heard about how wonderful she is. Time will tell....

How can she possibly be called a "nutrition coach" when, by her own admission, she cannot / will not / does not cook.
She relies heavily for food from delivery services & has just done her first full shop!

What a joke!
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Why does she look like she's going to meet Ned's parents in that get up?? It's a far cry from the rotten black leather mini and cut out tops. Mother fuckin earth has arrived.

100% ... very virgin mary vibes from Shiv of the ONS !
 
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100% ... very virgin mary vibes from Shiv of the ONS !

I don’t think we’ve explored the idea of her hoofing one of Neds used condoms up her (after much trouble finding the correct hole) He wakes up hungover knowing he had sex with at least two people that night and she’s sitting waiting at the end of the bed with a big smile on her face…Just saying….it’s as believable as her not being a virgin.
 
I don’t think we’ve explored the idea of her hoofing one of Neds used condoms up her (after much trouble finding the correct hole) He wakes up hungover knowing he had sex with at least two people that night and she’s sitting waiting at the end of the bed with a big smile on her face…Just saying….it’s as believable as her not being a virgin.

Jaysus thanks for that visual....but sure the poor cratur can't bend! She'd never? Would she?!🫨
 
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