Siobhan O’Hagan #40 her favourite Christmas movie is Love Actuary.

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Howling at this desperate failure of a trip!!!

Shiv was gushing over your man all week to Aoibhinn who was like "you gotta go get him".

So they concocted a plan that they would fly home together and hit the town. Shiv would put her sexiest clothes to show on Instagram and drop him a text. It was all a desperate effort to entrap him. Aoibhinn behind the camera. Mam an dad also in on the plan that they might marry off their perceived spinster daughter once and for all and hurriedly rushed her from the airport.

Alas it desperately failed and to redeem herself somewhat Granny became the get out of jail card.
Aoibhinn is that you? Cough twice if she’s beside you and has you chained to the radiator in the box room!!
 
Kinda feel sorry for her saying the mother will come down and re-do the tree after she surprised her with it, there’s clear clear issues with her relationship with her mother (not excusing her general cunty behaviour at all but that saying “weren’t hugged enough by their parents” comes to mind).
 
Kinda feel sorry for her saying the mother will come down and re-do the tree after she surprised her with it, there’s clear clear issues with her relationship with her mother (not excusing her general cunty behaviour at all but that saying “weren’t hugged enough by their parents” comes to mind).
I am one of those people who is VERY particular about their Christmas tree. Yes people can help but I will undo anything they did the minute their back is turned.
 
Kinda feel sorry for her saying the mother will come down and re-do the tree after she surprised her with it, there’s clear clear issues with her relationship with her mother (not excusing her general cunty behaviour at all but that saying “weren’t hugged enough by their parents” comes to mind).

Found that story a bit odd and probably set up tbh ??
Surely her mother would hear her dragging Christmas trees and decorations out of the attic on a Sunday morning?!
 
Did she not have a whole sales pitch selling the furnace for those good intentioned people that want to get ahead of January, start training now, learn how to not over indulge over Christmas and still enjoy themselves. But this one is doing the opposite of her own product and just saying duck it from now (4th December) until January? Cool.
 
Did she not have a whole sales pitch selling the furnace for those good intentioned people that want to get ahead of January, start training now, learn how to not over indulge over Christmas and still enjoy themselves. But this one is doing the opposite of her own product and just saying duck it from now (4th December) until January? Cool.
I mean this is the same woman who decided not to do a January sale last year because she would have furnace 2.0 up and running then “decided” to have the sale in March after her breakdown 😂

She can’t run a business.
 
She can’t wait for January because she’s completely in the fear about this weekend! I’d wager she sent a few drunk texts to your man and he ignored her. Now she realises how much of a dope she is and how the world and it’s granny saw through her cunning plan to cancel her plans in London and fly home to get the ride 😂😂😂
 
Fml - Who on earth says they can’t wait for ‘dry’ January on the 4th of December? An alcoholic who can’t find the equivalent of a bottle of fairy liquid for her Nutella Addiction does, so it’s “Yolo” for the month, and pick up the pieces of the burning wreckage in January.

Her apartment is probably full of drink and sweets and she knows she can’t help herself. The best Christmas present she could give herself is a few sessions with a therapist and a stint in rehab.
 
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