Hairylairy
Chatty Member
She looks as rough as a badgers arse
Here we go again with “We don’t deserve dogs”.
No Shiv, YOU don’t deserve dogs. They are just as disposable to you as everything else in your life.
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Deserves a permanent place on the thread
She’s hammered again. Jesus like, the girl is a functioning alcoholic. It’s always disguised as ‘family time’ or ‘meeting with such and such’ but in reality it’s Siobhan needing to drink every single day. Hopefully she has someone who cares enough to intervene
It's a Christmas miracle! Missed you @brandambassador. Hope you have a good one!‘‘Twas 3 nights before Christmas,
And all through the O-House,
Mam said ‘there’s no drink left’
But siobhan had her doubts.
for each year you see,
When she came home by surprise,
She bought & hid alcohol-
Just more of her lies.
For two weeks before Christmas,
Each night was a sesh,
Forget 8pm curfews,
And nphet do not know best.
Siobhan & the family,
Drink their way through December,
And for all of 2022,
Through insta reels they’ll remember :
The nights in McGowans,
Titled “ Dublin you beaut’
And a month of house parties,
Liver disease will be acute!
But now it’s Christmas Eve,
The last sesh before Mr Claus,
Before flying back to Bali,
Overriding restriction laws.
Siobhan has asked Santa-
For a surprise this year,
Some polished London products,
And some my protein gear.
There’s one week remaining,
For siobhan at home with the fam,
No more rocky road
From her identical mam.
I wish you a merry Christmas,
Tattlers you really are the best.
Say a prayer that this Christmas Eve,
Siobhan survives the last sesh!
thank you tattlers for a good laugh always xx
‘‘Twas 3 nights before Christmas,
And all through the O-House,
Mam said ‘there’s no drink left’
But siobhan had her doubts.
for each year you see,
When she came home by surprise,
She bought & hid alcohol-
Just more of her lies.
For two weeks before Christmas,
Each night was a sesh,
Forget 8pm curfews,
And nphet do not know best.
Siobhan & the family,
Drink their way through December,
And for all of 2022,
Through insta reels they’ll remember :
The nights in McGowans,
Titled “ Dublin you beaut’
And a month of house parties,
Liver disease will be acute!
But now it’s Christmas Eve,
The last sesh before Mr Claus,
Before flying back to Bali,
Overriding restriction laws.
Siobhan has asked Santa-
For a surprise this year,
Some polished London products,
And some my protein gear.
There’s one week remaining,
For siobhan at home with the fam,
No more rocky road
From her identical mam.
I wish you a merry Christmas,
Tattlers you really are the best.
Say a prayer that this Christmas Eve,
Siobhan survives the last sesh!
thank you tattlers for a good laugh always xx
The idea of her “deciding” not to become an actuary gets funnier by the day.