Dear Diary,
Sorry for the gap in my journal writing, I have been too busy with my hectic routine. (Strokes hair)
I just finished my fifteen minutes of replying to my Whatsapps. Luckily, I don’t get many messages so the fifteen minutes will cover a month. It’s mostly my family whatsapp group thanking me for changing their lives because I am taking them on another trip this year.
I like to add up my timetable into minutes because I have a degree in actuary maths. It’s a mindset. It’s a lifestyle. You wouldn’t get it.
I can’t believe all of the hype over my latest reel on being childless not by choice, at the age of thirty. Like I just knew it would get a great reaction because I feel like women rely on me to be their voice. I am the voice of the single and childless, and I just knew when I heard the sound clip that I had to make a reel asap. So I scrolled through my phone and found the last video I’d taken of me getting out of the sea. I had just been in for my biweekly bath and had a fresh fanny wax. I hope JS saw it…(doodles S4J 4eva)
I’m really nailing this marketing thing. I saw a dip in engagement so i took in a friends foster puppy for a few days. So I decided to take the pup for a dip (James calls swimming dips so now so do I)
But trolls gave me abuse for teaching him to swim so I decided to put up old pictures of my competing days instead. I’m so happy now that I don’t restrict food types or punish my body anymore. Well I mean I do obviously count calories, and I do use alcohol as an appetite suppressant sometimes , but that’s just the lifestyle here. You wouldn’t get it …
I no longer do gruelling workouts on my bike , instead I manically pace around my villa to get my NEAT up and I work out 3 times a day . I don’t even like BJJ or boxing but it balances out all of the processed food I eat. And dont even get me started on how differently I’m running now ! I am all about nasal breathing lifestyle , even though it’s
really hard for me to keep my mouth closed because I sized up on the teeth I bought.
They were on sale.
Speaking of sales , I just want to let you know that My Protein has a sale right now but only if you use my code : Siobhan Takes Yokes on Paddy’s Day
Sinead has been having all of these annoying menstrual issues, and I say it’s annoying simply because she’s just all about herself now. She had the cheek to not even come out for Paddy’s Day. I made sure to video Jack having a great time just to rub it in her face. Who cares if she has just received a diagnosis of a disease. She needs to get over herself. I’m looking forward to when she leaves so that she won’t be judging me over my alcohol. It’s not addiction , it’s actually called intuitive eating and drinking . It’s a mindset and a lifestyle…it’s just different okay …
I have to go to tennis training now.
I am once again training like a professional athlete. This is my second time to play tennis this month. I’m really getting in shape to play doubles with J this summer when I go to London.
Bye diary
Sorry for the gap in my journal writing, I have been too busy with my hectic routine. (Strokes hair)
I just finished my fifteen minutes of replying to my Whatsapps. Luckily, I don’t get many messages so the fifteen minutes will cover a month. It’s mostly my family whatsapp group thanking me for changing their lives because I am taking them on another trip this year.
I like to add up my timetable into minutes because I have a degree in actuary maths. It’s a mindset. It’s a lifestyle. You wouldn’t get it.
I can’t believe all of the hype over my latest reel on being childless not by choice, at the age of thirty. Like I just knew it would get a great reaction because I feel like women rely on me to be their voice. I am the voice of the single and childless, and I just knew when I heard the sound clip that I had to make a reel asap. So I scrolled through my phone and found the last video I’d taken of me getting out of the sea. I had just been in for my biweekly bath and had a fresh fanny wax. I hope JS saw it…(doodles S4J 4eva)
I’m really nailing this marketing thing. I saw a dip in engagement so i took in a friends foster puppy for a few days. So I decided to take the pup for a dip (James calls swimming dips so now so do I)
But trolls gave me abuse for teaching him to swim so I decided to put up old pictures of my competing days instead. I’m so happy now that I don’t restrict food types or punish my body anymore. Well I mean I do obviously count calories, and I do use alcohol as an appetite suppressant sometimes , but that’s just the lifestyle here. You wouldn’t get it …
I no longer do gruelling workouts on my bike , instead I manically pace around my villa to get my NEAT up and I work out 3 times a day . I don’t even like BJJ or boxing but it balances out all of the processed food I eat. And dont even get me started on how differently I’m running now ! I am all about nasal breathing lifestyle , even though it’s
really hard for me to keep my mouth closed because I sized up on the teeth I bought.
They were on sale.
Speaking of sales , I just want to let you know that My Protein has a sale right now but only if you use my code : Siobhan Takes Yokes on Paddy’s Day
Sinead has been having all of these annoying menstrual issues, and I say it’s annoying simply because she’s just all about herself now. She had the cheek to not even come out for Paddy’s Day. I made sure to video Jack having a great time just to rub it in her face. Who cares if she has just received a diagnosis of a disease. She needs to get over herself. I’m looking forward to when she leaves so that she won’t be judging me over my alcohol. It’s not addiction , it’s actually called intuitive eating and drinking . It’s a mindset and a lifestyle…it’s just different okay …
I have to go to tennis training now.
I am once again training like a professional athlete. This is my second time to play tennis this month. I’m really getting in shape to play doubles with J this summer when I go to London.
Bye diary
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