simply_stephjoy26 #3 desperate to be an instamum, gifting prints of her baby’s bum

[Flip&Flop]

Do we think she's even paid her tits off yet? I seem to remember she took out loans for those

 

[mangomumma]

Do we think she's even paid her tits off yet? I seem to remember she took out loans for those

The tits, the body sculpt, the wedding, the house, the baby toot, the 2 cars, the bathroom and now a camera!

 

[Flip&Flop]

I could be misremembering, but did she say the kid had an issue with her hips? Those baby walkers are not recommended by NHS for this exact reason

 

[lorballs]

I could be misremembering, but did she say the kid had an issue with her hips? Those baby walkers are not recommended by NHS for this exact reason

Was it not her head? God knows

 

[WhatABore]

Was it not her head? God knows

I'm sure it was her head but not 100% sure

 

[WhatABore]

Has the poor kid been dressed like this all day?

 

[mti1001]

She’s got bath pics of her baby on her “photography hobby” account. As if it wasn’t bad enough that the poor child’s privacy, or lack of, is being exploited so her mum can build a photography following.

 

[Notforthegram]

Lol not her thinking she is a photographer because she bought and expensive camera and pulled a few presets over the pictures on lightroom

 

[WhatABore]

Why do we need a time lapse of Lyla basically doing nothing on the carpet?

 

[Lalla]

That poor baby is starting to resemble the unfortunate looking dad more and more!

 

[Flip&Flop]

That poor baby is starting to resemble the unfortunate looking dad more and more!

You mean wish Ed sheeran?

 

[Flip&Flop]

Vest and shorts yesterday? Was it really that warm? My womb fruits had coats on when outside

 

[WhatABore]

This bonnet thing she keeps putting on must be so annoying for the kid

 

[Lifeislemons]

What I hate that she does is on her most recent update on the child she almost flexed that her kid was really attached to her like ‘hates: strangers, being away from me’ then in next post she’s saying ‘maternity leave ends soon’ well then you’d better work on these attachment issues you enjoy because she’s gonna be devastated isn’t she ?

 

[Hatefake]

This is probably her building up to not going back to work

What I hate that she does is on her most recent update on the child she almost flexed that her kid was really attached to her like ‘hates: strangers, being away from me’ then in next post she’s saying ‘maternity leave ends soon’ well then you’d better work on these attachment issues you enjoy because she’s gonna be devastated isn’t she ?

 

[aalmaalm]

She still hasn’t found a toothbrush is see

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Thought we would of seen lots of crying videos by now of her anxiety/autism being bad cos she's returning to work

 

[Flip&Flop]

She'll have PTSD when she hears the phone ring

 

[Flip&Flop]

Absolutely not one person needs to see someone else's baby in nothing put a pair of pants. The way she uses that baby for content makes me boak

 

[cherrypicker]

Why is her child always so red/purple and mottled?