simply_stephjoy26 #2 drowning in dog hair and debt, haven't you had that baby yet?

[Flip&Flop]

Of course she goes straight from dressing her baby as a skeleton on 31st October to Christmas outfit on 1st November.

It's what all good instabumsmums do with their prop baby

 

[Flip&Flop]

Does that kid ever just get a day in the house to chill? She's constantly ragged from playgroup to playgroup every single day.

 

[Hatefake]

Who’s Steph trying to kid that she put the tumble dryer on and forgot to put the washing in it? She’s too lazy and scruffy to do washing for a start!

 

[mangomumma]

Who’s Steph trying to kid that she put the tumble dryer on and forgot to put the washing in it? She’s too lazy and scruffy to do washing for a start!

It's a good way to get out of actually doing it though haha
I thought I put clothes in the washing machine, washed them and then put them in the dryer. But I guess all I did was turn the dryer on and watch it eat through our electric for absolutely no reason other than autism.

 

[cherrypicker]

Where has all this money come from for all these baby groups and days out she’s going on? I swear she was always complaining they were skint before and couldn’t afford heating or to fix things and was worried how they would survive on mat pay - now she’s always out on days out and baby groups.

 

[Flip&Flop]

She's one of those people who go to 2 baby classes a day because she has no idea to how to entertain that baby at home or without someone telling her what to do

 

[WhatABore]

I feel exhausted just seeing all the things she does.

She's going to be one where her child wont know how to play by themselves and needs constant attention/activities

 

[WhatABore]

Why is she wrapping these up for Christmas?
Nevermind the fact that the baby won't give 2 s**ts

 

[Flip&Flop]

Wrapping weaning stuff up for Christmas?! that's like wrapping up loo roll as a gift for your spouse, its an essential so why bother

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Because a big pile of presents will look good for the gram on Xmas day. It's not like the baby can open them ffs

We put our child's first Xmas gifts in bags and boxes that she could drag around to open (they were 10 months though)

 

[WhatABore]

Another photo shoot for the baby!

She's going to be one that enters her kids in competitions constantly isn't she

 

[cherrypicker]

I know every parent thinks their baby is the cutest baby in the world - but jeeze chill out with the photos. Poor child!!

 

[MrsB76]

Is baby going to wear anything other than Christmas outfits for the next 2 months?

 

[cherrypicker]

Is baby going to wear anything other than Christmas outfits for the next 2 months?

We’ve all seen the amount of Christmas outfits she bought in 3-6 months … she will have enough for a different one each day. If she doesn’t stay wearing them now they won’t fit by Christmas!

 

[Flip&Flop]

Here comes a new obsession and cause of her anxiety and stress

 

[Instafamous1]

I feel sorry for that kid constantly having a bow on her head it must be annoying for her

 

[mti1001]

Painting her baby’s bum again… this time for a plate! And she chose brown paint of all colours

Imagine serving that up if you have guests round: “Enjoy your dinner, my baby’s arse has been on it as you can see from the brown smear”

 

[MrsB76]

Painting arse cheeks? Is that even a thing? Because I’m two kids down and I’ve seen feet & hands - but never arse cheeks.

 

[wintercynic]

Painting arse cheeks? Is that even a thing? Because I’m two kids down and I’ve seen feet & hands - but never arse cheeks.

She did it for Halloween as well. It’s weird. I don’t want anything unnecessary on my baby’s bum, and I certainly don’t need ‘art’ made of it.

 

[mti1001]

Also - she would have had to take her baby’s nappy off, presumably in a room full of other people, and have her baby half naked for a fair amount of time while she painted her and then cleaned her up afterwards. I have a 11 week old and I can’t think of anything I’d rather do less - not only because of the insane amount of hassle - who wants their baby to be half naked in front of a bunch of strangers for any length of time for no reason?!

New thread suggestion: desperate to be an instamum, gifting prints of her baby’s bum