In honour of your 10 years Simmo, here are my top ten moments in no particular order:
1: The women’s refuge donation saga and the court cases with Pebbles and Makaia.
2: When you turned your post about the Chch terror attacks into an ad for Postie.
3: Your claim that Panodol could cure mental health problems.
4: When you literally strapped Asher to a pole.
5: When you came on here to try defend yourself under various aliases.
6: When
@unfluencer90 spotted you in the wild and you threw a
witch fit about it.
7: When you thought feeding Asher in the bath was a great idea to prevent mess.
8: Feijoa Salad Gate.
9: When Jane Yeh gave that hilarious review of your cookbook and you then tried to claim the inclusion of frozen grapes was a pisstake.
10: When snaps from the Girls Get Off trip came out and we saw your true size that you had been hiding.