Simone Anderson #49 Her Thermomix meals, look quite the fright, palms off her kids to go out every night

Favourite Simone Moment

  • When she posted about puking after the Chch attacks then went to a party

    Votes: 35 23.8%

  • When she claimed Panodol could cure mental health issues

    Votes: 41 27.9%

  • Her pity reels using content from here

    Votes: 48 32.7%

  • When she settled with Makaia re the Women’s Refuge donations and the truth came out

    Votes: 49 33.3%

  • When she joined us as Tagitbaby

    Votes: 70 47.6%
  • Total voters
    147
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#botsforlife said:
Trenti loves ironing so why is his top so crinkled Simone 🤣🤣 also I see you’ve edited out your boobs!
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It’s wrinkled from being put through the dishwasher babes xx
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#botsforlife said:
Trenti loves ironing so why is his top so crinkled Simone 🤣🤣 also I see you’ve edited out your boobs!
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Even Trent looks slimmer in this photo. But you wouldn’t use a slimming filter when children are in the photo would you Simone???
 
gOoD eNgLaNd there Simmy! 🥴🥴

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imunemployedanditsfriday said:
It’s wrinkled from being put through the dishwasher babes xx
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Even Trent looks slimmer in this photo. But you wouldn’t use a slimming filter when children are in the photo would you Simone???
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Someone saw here in the wild they would be able to say if she looks like that?? Also, I’d say she’s wearing something under the dress to help.
She claimed she was back to pre baby weight of 78kg? but then lost another 14kg which is why I question this. Unless she wasn’t back to baby weight when she lost the 14kg?
 
shh77 said:
gOoD eNgLaNd there Simmy! 🥴🥴

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This is where if Scammy had mothering instincts, she'd show her children how to use the paints and decorate their biscuits.

No wonder poor ProvYder eats it, neither child has any idea of what to do. Part of the job description for being a mother is "showing and teaching your children". Not filming for engagement.
 
Pentothal said:
This is where if Scammy had mothering instincts, she'd show her children how to use the paints and decorate their biscuits.

No wonder poor ProvYder eats it, neither child has any idea of what to do. Part of the job description for being a mother is "showing and teaching your children". Not filming for engagement.
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They’re ✨⭐️aDvAnCeD⭐️✨ obviously 🙄🙄 but not THAT advanced!
As you say, you have to show and explain and demonstrate things to their little inquisitive brains first! 😔
 
Okelydokely said:
I'd say to my brother "nice house you flash fucker... are those Prada sneakers??? You're such a poncy wanker now" and we crack up laughing.

That is how siblings talk to eachother.
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Yes!!! My brother and his wife have just moved into their second house that they've built and the convos have gone very much similar! He prefers Jimmy Choo to Prada though. Also if I went into his wardrobe and took a photo of how many swannis he has he'd make fun of me Infront of the whole family 😂
 
Becauseyouasked said:
Someone saw here in the wild they would be able to say if she looks like that?? Also, I’d say she’s wearing something under the dress to help.
She claimed she was back to pre baby weight of 78kg? but then lost another 14kg which is why I question this. Unless she wasn’t back to baby weight when she lost the 14kg?
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That was me. She didn’t look like a stick but she just looked like a normal healthy slim tall woman. Soz to be the buster of the bubble. She’s shorter than I expected her to be. Trenti looks slimmer in the face than I expected but he had a robust gut area.
 
So does having a sleep consultation person mean the kids suck toys and fingers? Noticed it a bit with both her kids near bedtime something always goes in the mouth. Or is that normal for some babies? Sorry didn’t have dummy or thumb suckers and mine sleep through the night quite early without any training just pure luck!
 
Becauseyouasked said:
So does having a sleep consultation person mean the kids suck toys and fingers? Noticed it a bit with both her kids near bedtime something always goes in the mouth. Or is that normal for some babies? Sorry didn’t have dummy or thumb suckers and mine sleep through the night quite early without any training just pure luck!
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They've been taught to self soothe because they know they wont get parental attention. So its the fingers and the bunnies.

Sad, intangible items are the only things those boys know will comfort them😥, unless of course it's 0700 and the sheep is green so they know their working day is starting.
 
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