Simone Anderson #47 Simone has found the perfect stool, still spending stolen money like a fool

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She's taller than me, and has massive saddle bags and nappy arse and i dont have either of thoses! I think she would be 79 80kg at the very lightest! I really struggle to think she's really 75kg! I'm happy for you to prove me wrong Scammy 😉🦧🍿

If she really is 75kg what the duck is she doing at the gym??, 😂 muscle weighs more so I would expect her to be heavier which would make the number on the scales non existent because of muscle growth but just goes to show she really is obsessed with the number and has massive body issues.

We all know your on Ozempic scammy, but the last laugh is on you because even at a size 6 we still don't give to fucks your still a scammy ugly peice of tit. No amount of surgery pills, injections will make you stunning inside and out.
 
Does she ever mention this ✨️bestie✨️?! I don't remember a tag in recent memory. For someone who is an absolute constant in your life
 

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Would love the tea from the person on here that knows her (is it @silencedogood?) - to actually know how she truly interacts with her children - any of this actually ring true on how they parent? I call BS like I said above - would love to see her in the wild (alone with kids) so to speak with him losing it to see what she does?!
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Maybe her kids don’t throw tantrums because she gives in and doesn’t say NO ! Like the time she had to buy them bananas at the shop before she did the shopping because that supermarket didn’t have free ones and she didn’t want a melt down
 
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Does she ever mention this ✨️bestie✨️?! I don't remember a tag in recent memory. For someone who is an absolute constant in your life
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This is Jess Crowhurst (married name Hopkinson), the bestie that was in her bridal party and for some reason was at the birth of Asher (along with Tenti and Mum Nikki....and apparently a midwife must have fit into the room too?)

She's a real "woo woo" new age-y type that used to have a neo-mysticism instagram business called "J and the Light" providing meditations and intentionality etc etc. You can still see a blog post she wrote for Embrace Active on their website under blogs, it's the classic white girl horoscopes and incense and positive vibes bullshit.

So yes, has actually been a constant in Simmo's life, but since she's got married hasn't shown up in the insta posts much.

I did a whole post numbering out all of the besties when I got Covid a while ago, wonder if I can find it again.
 
trentstillworksfromhome said:
This is Jess Crowhurst (married name Hopkinson), the bestie that was in her bridal party and for some reason was at the birth of Asher (along with Tenti and Mum Nikki....and apparently a midwife must have fit into the room too?)

She's a real "woo woo" new age-y type that used to have a neo-mysticism instagram business called "J and the Light" providing meditations and intentionality etc etc. You can still see a blog post she wrote for Embrace Active on their website under blogs, it's the classic white girl horoscopes and incense and positive vibes bullshit.

So yes, has actually been a constant in Simmo's life, but since she's got married hasn't shown up in the insta posts much.

I did a whole post numbering out all of the besties when I got Covid a while ago, wonder if I can find it again.
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Ah I salute you. It was the new name that threw me. And like you say, hasn't actually been tagged regularly for a bit.
 
Anyone else think that Simone is addicted to cosmetic procedures, cosmetic surgery and other extreme procedures? She is constantly having procedures. Nothing wrong with a little tweak here and there, but surely this is extreme?

We should make a list of them all.

1. Gastric sleeve
2. Brazilian butt lift
3. Skin removal
4. Breast augmentation
5. Vampire facials?
6. Chin and neck sculpting injections
7. Tru sculpt
8. Brow tattooing
9. Facial fillers
10. Botox
11. Lip fillers (top lip now dissolved)
12. Porcelain veneers

What else?
 
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