Simone Anderson #44 Christmas card features poor Ryder’s bruises, Forsyths continue to be massive losers

[louisvuittonbag]

Serious question though - does the moon milk actually knock you out? Cos I’m dying from perimenopausal insomnia. Save me.

I bought it a while ago but haven’t used it in ages. Can’t really remember the effects (so probably didn’t knock me out lol) but will use it tonight and report back in the morning!

 

[Pentothal]

This is really sad Scammy.

Your eldest cash cow has all the cleaning skills and you love showing us. But he can't say his name or talk enough that can be understood.

Instead of having him clean for the gram. Sit with him, talk with him (don't interrupt him like you do and tell him the words) give him a chance to learn and grow. Those little "tantrums" he has are because he can't express himself. You'll never get this time back, and that's what he needs , time, quality time.

 

[ihateliars]

This is really sad Scammy.

Your eldest cash cow has all the cleaning skills and you love showing us. But he can't say his name or talk enough that can be understood.

Instead of having him clean for the gram. Sit with him, talk with him (don't interrupt him like you do and tell him the words) give him a chance to learn and grow. Those little "tantrums" he has are because he can't express himself. You'll never get this time back, and that's what he needs , time, quality time.

His little tantrums is because he cannot express himself because he cannot talk. It’s frustration. But then you have a mother who is just a birth canal and doesn’t “mother” and a father who is not sure what sexuality he wants

 

[ohwebelieve]

Golly Simo change your photo shop editing app

 

[Okelydokely]

The neck!
Surely even her fans would raise an eyebrow to that pic

 

[ohwebelieve]

The neck!
Surely even her fans would raise an eyebrow to that pic

Why go on about how proud of your body you are and then post a picture like this

 

[#Simon]

Golly Simo change your photo shop editing app

She looks terrible!
She needs therapy clearly has massive body image issues.

 

[Pentothal]

Who would have thought, if you add chicken to coleslaw you end up with a meal. Wow. I would never have realised that. Sort of like freezing grapes and you have dessert.

 

[ohwebelieve]

Still No winner Sent off to ASA

 

[BondJamesBond]

Who would have thought, if you add chicken to coleslaw you end up with a meal. Wow. I would never have realised that. Sort of like freezing grapes and you have dessert.

Someone should tell KFC about this revolutionary combination. Oh, hang on

 

[happysmellybelly]

I heard from a reliable source that Simone's husband has had some um bathroom lovin' with men at various events. Is this common knowledge?

 

[shh77]

Who would have thought, if you add chicken to coleslaw you end up with a meal. Wow. I would never have realised that. Sort of like freezing grapes and you have dessert.

#betterlivingeveryone

 

[ohwebelieve]

Why no AD Simi???? You're offering a discount code so you are promoting a product You have one job!

How sad another xmas present you DIDNT buy

 

[BellsAK]

I heard from a reliable source that Simone's husband has had some um bathroom lovin' with men at various events. Is this common knowledge?

It has been mentioned here a number of times, so it's always a possibility
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Golly Simo change your photo shop editing app

Oh god, I always struggle to see the PS, but christ on a stick, that looks fucked up

 

[lovemesomegossip]

Serious question though - does the moon milk actually knock you out? Cos I’m dying from perimenopausal insomnia. Save me.

Omg me too!! But wouldn't use her code even it did help me.

 

[stanleycupgal]

I heard from a reliable source that Simone's husband has had some um bathroom lovin' with men at various events. Is this common knowledge?

Recently? I know there is the Longroom story but not sure of others personally. Serve up the tea please.

 

[spiderqueens]

Go home sunglasses, you’re drunk

 

[notmadjustdisappointed]

Go home sunglasses, you’re drunk

Hahahaha seriously on the piss.......so is her mouth

 

[#Simon]

Scammy do ya bloody job, shouldn't be hard considering everything you post is a bloody Ad,



This is all within last 24-28hrs.

 

[shh77]

Lol tell me you just copy and pasted the sent copy, without telling me!
It’s so blatantly obvious when she does this! The vocabulary is vastly different!
…when in her life has she ever said “atop”??