Simone Anderson #40 Caught up the mountain having a tanty, now selling ski gear worn without panties

[Simone15]

Imagine how old and crusty that make up kit is considering she does 3 ‘clients’ a year

 

[ItsMe1983]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

 

[lovemesomegossip]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

Hahahaha I just came to post the exact same thing.

 

[notmadjustdisappointed]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

Yuck that does NOT look like a hollandaise you giant beige ape

 

[LadyChat]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

She must be still brunching... hasn't corrected the spelling yet.

Also... can't the Thermy do poached eggs? A (almost) $3K gadget, and you're using a pan like a commoner?? Oh dear!

 

[Pentothal]

Imagine how old and crusty that make up kit is considering she does 3 ‘clients’ a year

And don't forget she cleans puts her makeup brushes in the same sink she cleans the nappy bucket in. Would hate to see how old the make up actually is.

 

[spotthehashtagad]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

Coulda wiped the rim love! Also, should there be AD posted all over this tit? Or am I not squinting hard enough #whitefontonwhitebackground

 

[stanleycupgal]

She must be still brunching... hasn't corrected the spelling yet.

Also... can't the Thermy do poached eggs? A (almost) $3K gadget, and you're using a pan like a commoner?? Oh dear!

It's actually can...any decent consultant knows that...oh wait...

 

[BeigeonBeige]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

Lol, instead of fixing her mistake she just deleted the whole story

 

[LadyChat]

Lol, instead of fixing her mistake she just deleted the whole story

Simmo's manager:

 

[EmJayStitch]

I clicked on her consultant link she posted a day or two back. It automatically added 1 Thermomix to my cart and I could’ve checked out and bought one. .

First rule of sales Simone, build a rapport with your clients. You gotta hustle to make the sales. It’s all very well having a group for people Who e bought one, but what about the people you could convince to buy one?! The after care and follow up is like 20% of the job I reckon.

You could’ve done a whole brunch meal in the Thermomix this morning except you chose not to. When I had my thermo brunch party we made scones, hollandaise, poached eggs, a smoothie and some tomato chutney.

 

[#botsforlife]

Hi simmo we see you read here and have shown us Trent

also who thinks her ‘brunch’ this morning was a thermo party trying to get people to buy a thermo!

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

In the what??? Great start to your thermomix consulting! You can't even advertise the name correctly you giant numpty!

it’s the French version she’s so cultured don’t you know

 

[beigebeigebeige]

Awww and cute we heard Asher’s first word Ryder lol hi simmo hope you had a good read on tattle with your brunch this morning

 

[InInfluencersweTrUsT]

Hi simmo we see you read here and have shown us Trent

also who thinks her ‘brunch’ this morning was a thermo party trying to get people to buy a thermo!

Daddy popping over to visit the kids

 

[#myownbusiness]

Sim was hungover this morning (which is fine!) but still trying to portray her perfect housewife life by doing the poached eggs. No face shots or voice until hours later is the clue.

 

[shh77]

it’s the French version she’s so cultured don’t you know

#StCuthseducation #fancy #imbetterthanyou

 

[robbolife]

This is screaming Ozempic ( or the nz equivalent) or maybe Duromine ( which would explain her crazy behaviour)

I bet she’s on duromine or saxenda or Ozempic or whatever. Duromine would explain her crazy 4am wake-up’s to go to the gym.

 

[ItsMe1983]

Looks like Ryder may be on the move in the next couple of months....How is she going to cope with 2 kids on the go? This is going to be well worth the watch! Can anyone say "portable highchair tied to a pole?"

 

[Pentothal]

Looks like Ryder may be on the move in the next couple of months....How is she going to cope with 2 kids on the go? This is going to be well worth the watch! Can anyone say "portable highchair tied to a pole?"

She won't cope, she doesn't enjoy being a mum, goes through the motions for "her public"'Full time child care for them both.

And just to show they used to do couples games, sorry for the extended cackling