Simone Anderson #40 Caught up the mountain having a tanty, now selling ski gear worn without panties

[Hootyhoot]

And she would have used brisket mince if she had any real idea about a smashie

Brisket mince is thee best for this

 

[hastagblessed]

Top tips with Scammy on decluttering I didnt know I needed..

'How do I declutter'? - 'am I going to wear it, is it a double up.. if you're not, ' donate', 'SELL', give away' - 'Think, is there anyone in your life that could benefit from that?

Is there anyone that could benefit from it that you can donate to?'

Yeah, Scammy, you TC - how about the woman's refuge?! .. her answer..

'Can I sell it and make some money from it to buy something new.. or just save it.. that's how WE deal with clutter in our house'..

Honey, that's how you got into this mess to begin with

 

[thermominx]

Wow she really is on the blacklist of non-invities huh. Even Ellie was invited.
Tick tick Sue your time is almost up.

Sweet heavens I can see far too much of Ellie’s breast here

 

[Butt3rfly]

She couldn’t go to that event anyway, cos you know, Ryder is exclusively breastfed.

 

[relatableboujeebiarch]

Good god. Just went and listened to the drivel that is the Q&A. She is SO damaging to other mums. This whole facade that her life as a mum is just perfect and her children are perfect and her parenting is perfect and these days are the best of her life with no hard days is so utterly UNREALISTIC. I cannot believe some dimwits eat this tit up.
And for the new mums that are struggling feeling less than because they don't find every single day such a joy with their perfect cherubic children, I wish they'd unfollow and forget about this fake ass woman who's life is so sad she has to play pretend each day to 300k people.
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Also, bleeping LOL at planning date nights for when the kids are already in bed so as to not take any time away from being with them.... where were they on your ski trip huh?
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ALSO, how bleeping sad to cap your children at 2 all because you don't want to risk having a child that doesn't sleep perfectly through the night even though it's a miniscule percentage of your life with said children. Although, also thank GOD they're not having more.

 

[clowee00]

You’ve made me feel like a bad mother, you’ve scammed a wholesome beautiful charity, you’ve made other mothers feel so bleeping insecure about themselves, you’ve lied about everything under the friken sun! You literally infuriate me beyond words Simone. When will you realise how bleeping awful you have been! How have you not been canceled, block me, send your haters, I’m bleeping done with your Bullshit that you get away with!
*edit I tried to post my video of me calling her out on this live and it got removed so,..that’s weird! But she’s a piece of poop so that’s okay! “

 

[my-cup-is-full]

Clearly asking about Trent (and Maddox!) too, but she's conveniently missed that part and only talked about A & R?

I don’t know if it’s just me, and I’m stone cold. But does anyone else start crying when they talk about how great their children are? She’s does this all the time when taking about her life an how amazingit is

also the question when asked about Father’s Day and she said the best thing is to spend time together… ahh let’s not forget on her first Mother’s Day when she dumped Asher at the grandparents and her and Trent had a lovely couples Weekend

 

[Hootyhoot]

I don’t know if it’s just me, and I’m stone cold. But does anyone else start crying when they talk about how great their children are? She’s does this all the time when taking about her life an how amazingit is

also the question when asked about Father’s Day and she said the best thing is to spend time together… ahh let’s not forget on her first Mother’s Day when she dumped Asher at the grandparents and her and Trent had a lovely couples Weekend

Narcacissts can cry on command do don't be fooled

 

[#botsforlife]

I don’t know if it’s just me, and I’m stone cold. But does anyone else start crying when they talk about how great their children are? She’s does this all the time when taking about her life an how amazingit is

also the question when asked about Father’s Day and she said the best thing is to spend time together… ahh let’s not forget on her first Mother’s Day when she dumped Asher at the grandparents and her and Trent had a lovely couples Weekend

Yeah I love my kids with all my heart but when I talk about them I don’t cry haha. I spend every waking moment with them too, no daycare and no date nights every week just because, I’ve never had a holiday away from them in the 7 years I’ve been a parent. I think it’s all put on for the camera to make everyone try and believe that she’s this amazing mother!

 

[ilovekmartlikedontweall]

There’s are reason toys have “age restrictions” on them Simone. It’s based on safety factors & the physical realities of small bodies.
I don’t think Simone has any idea what these age labels indicate on toys.

She’ll promote “air” if she’s asked to tbh. #ad!

 

[Okelydokely]

I don’t know if it’s just me, and I’m stone cold. But does anyone else start crying when they talk about how great their children are? She’s does this all the time when taking about her life an how amazingit is

also the question when asked about Father’s Day and she said the best thing is to spend time together… ahh let’s not forget on her first Mother’s Day when she dumped Asher at the grandparents and her and Trent had a lovely couples Weekend

Stone cold here too.
My kids are brilliant, but God I don't cry about them.
I cry at the checkout because they're so expensive.

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Oh look away again but this time the kids can come I wonder if she doesn’t go away Trent wouldn’t want to hang with her at home

 

[ohwebelieve]

She just has to be better than everyone else which is why she Braggs about her perfect children & life. Even other well known InfluenZers are truthful about the hard times with their kids, how often the nanny or daycare is used, the bad days they might be having but not Casserole, she consistently avoids telling the truth about anything.

I don't understand the stupid peps that follow her & think she's amazing! She is a fraud & a fake and one day all her lies will topple her.

Enjoy another FREE weekend away "AD" in your fake family life.

 

[hazelnot]

Aren't most of her genuine followers American? They love the fake

 

[robbolife]

She’s a pathological liar we know this. But her continual lies about how her children sleep perfectly all the time really grates me. Even if by some fluke one of the kids is a perfect sleeper every single day, there’s no way you can have two kids who are perfect sleepers.

Also kids are not bleeping robots. Things like teething, illness, developmental leaps, sleep regressions and changes to environment (mum and dad going away on week long holidays or being taken away on a weekend getaway every second weekend) all change sleep patterns/habits even if temporarily.

I wonder if she has a night nanny to tend to the kids for when they inevitably have tit nights? Hence she’s always so rested?

 

[Qwertyuiop12]

Has she finally gone to the air bnb in the Mount?

 

[Becauseyouasked]

She’s a pathological liar we know this. But her continual lies about how her children sleep perfectly all the time really grates me. Even if by some fluke one of the kids is a perfect sleeper every single day, there’s no way you can have two kids who are perfect sleepers.

Also kids are not bleeping robots. Things like teething, illness, developmental leaps, sleep regressions and changes to environment (mum and dad going away on week long holidays or being taken away on a weekend getaway every second weekend) all change sleep patterns/habits even if temporarily.

I wonder if she has a night nanny to tend to the kids for when they inevitably have tit nights? Hence she’s always so rested?

Agree, I had kids who were good sleepers but they still had those moments! But remember she doesn’t want to share those moments as that’s not what her account is about

 

[snarkersusie]

Ryder: What is this green stuff cash cow number 1?
Asher: It’s grass little cash cow number 2. We don’t have it at home because Mum cares more about aesthetics.

 

[Starstruck500]

I don’t know if it’s just me, and I’m stone cold. But does anyone else start crying when they talk about how great their children are? She’s does this all the time when taking about her life an how amazingit is

also the question when asked about Father’s Day and she said the best thing is to spend time together… ahh let’s not forget on her first Mother’s Day when she dumped Asher at the grandparents and her and Trent had a lovely couples Weekend

It could be because she knows it’s inevitable that the boys will google their parents names when they are older - or their friends will - and see the ASA complaints, the legal statement from Makaia Carr etc. I’d cry if I knew that was my boys future too.
The internet is forever and those poor boys will get slaughtered at school if not due to their parents, but friends seeing images of them as babies half naked, or trying to go number twos but mum filmed it and put it on the internet for 300k + people to see

 

[robbolife]

It could be because she knows it’s inevitable that the boys will google their parents names when they are older - or their friends will - and see the ASA complaints, the legal statement from Makaia Carr etc. I’d cry if I knew that was my boys future too.
The internet is forever and those poor boys will get slaughtered at school if not due to their parents, but friends seeing images of them as babies half naked, or trying to go number twos but mum filmed it and put it on the internet for 300k + people to see

Doubt they will care too much about what they find is written about Simone. While they are beautiful little cherubs right now, these boys will be raised to be egotistical white privileged wankers who will probably think and feel the same way as this witch.