Simone Anderson #4 Fresh spawn for spon-con

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

I saw this on the Ashy Bines tattle forum but I feel like it’s really well said and fits in here perfectly too

Take note, Simone.

 

[beigebeigebeige]

And omg is it really that easy to find simons address online? I was doing a quick google of embrace active reviews and stumbled across their address by complete accident.

Yeah I found it to and google earthed it are the houses really that close?!

 

[Butt3rfly]

No doubt she’ll be scrambling to remove the address now.

 

[scamfluencer]

My Auckland geography is really bad.. so I have never had any idea where she actually lived. I just assumed it was some fancy suburb like herne bay based purely on the fact that’s the lifestyle she try’s to portray (ie 100k Mercedes)… well well well I was surprised when I found out it’s certainly no herne bay that’s for sure.

 

[hashtagmytruth]

Does Kelly ever use models of different ethnicities??

No because only Middle Aged white women who want to look younger than they are and feel rich like her tit

 

[spotthead]

Hi! Newbie

I’m so glad I found these threads, I’ve been going crazy for months wondering if I’m the only person that finds her Instagram insufferable!! I’ve read more or less all threads so thought I’d introduce myself with my two cents

I’ve always found her grating, but felt like we should live and let live, and if people want to use the precious hours we have on earth unpackaging pasta into glass jars, why not? But lately I feel like I honestly dislike her even though I don’t know her, and I think it’s because she sacrifices Asher’s childhood at the cost of content. I found the birthday party laughable at first, but then when she said she did it because it’s the only one she’ll have creative control over I just felt sorry for him. She knew it wasn’t suitable, but took the opportunity when he couldn’t fight back to create a party she could make content from, and it’s sad. The thing is, he’d be better off with a beige party at 5/6, because he wouldn’t need the stimulation then and could entertain himself. Babies need colours, vibrance, dirt, paint, glitter, candles, all of it. And it’s so sad he didn’t get it. I stop short of calling her a bad parent, but between the party and the fact no part of his 12 months alive have been sacred, I’m comfortable saying she frequently makes bad parenting decisions.

My one true hope is that when he grows up he goes through a gothic stage. I can’t imagine anything better than T&S in beige and white and Asher in head to toe black with black nail polish

Oh, and what’s up with the oversized art pieces she gets for him? The latest mucky circle, and I saw on her stories that ugly flag picture is for him to take when he leaves home too?? Poor lad is going to be bleeping weighed down with pictures when he goes.

Nice to meet you all!

 

[Qwertyuiop12]

Does she just use a selection of friends / acquaintances?

She uses customers.

 

[ivehadsomanyquestions]

This doesn’t exactly scream “I’ve stopped this treatment because I’m pregnant and have known for quite some time now” but hey, whatever you’re into for a buck

 

[soUNinfluenced]

My Auckland geography is really bad.. so I have never had any idea where she actually lived. I just assumed it was some fancy suburb like herne bay based purely on the fact that’s the lifestyle she try’s to portray (ie 100k Mercedes)… well well well I was surprised when I found out it’s certainly no herne bay that’s for sure.

Right!! I always wondered why she acts like
Hobsonville Point is Ponsonby

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Wth guys? Where’s Simochipowomansrefugecheapbitchscabbycrackerjack at??? It’s 8:54am and no stories of an empty washing basket? How will I continue on with my day???

Also, you know when times are tough when you have to take up work with Cracker Jacks? That’s like Kim K doing work for the $2 shop

Spoke to soon. Just saw that Brenda is getting a deep clean and a shot of her camel toe

 

[beigebeigebeige]

Wth guys? Where’s Simochipowomansrefugecheapbitchscabbycrackerjack at??? It’s 8:54am and no stories of an empty washing basket? How will I continue on with my day???

Also, you know when times are tough when you have to take up work with Cracker Jacks? That’s like Kim K doing work for the $2 shop

Spoke to soon. Just saw that Brenda is getting a deep clean and a shot of her camel toe

Was probably dropping Asher to daycare

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Is Simon given this crap for???

 

[Butt3rfly]

wondering if I’m the only person that finds her Instagram insufferable!!

Trent....................is that you? Blink twice if you're in danger.

 

[simonepretscum]

Trent....................is that you? Blink twice if you're in danger.

Actual dead at this

 

[#gifted#]

Yeah I found it to and google earthed it are the houses really that close?!

I'd love to see it
Simons and Erin Simpsons are in the same area aren't they? And Erin's looks like a concrete jungle

 

[Imattendingadinner]

I think Simone wants to be Sera.Lynne
She pretty much copies her posts down to the emojis.

 

[snarkersusie]

But you don’t sweat Simone? Or have you forgotten that?

 

[Butt3rfly]

Looks like the Embrace orders are being received.....................awaiting the glowy gushy suck up reviews on how this is the best ever tracksuit that they have ever owned in the universe.

 

[kiwigal258]

I'd love to see it
Simons and Erin Simpsons are in the same area aren't they? And Erin's looks like a concrete jungle

Eric just moved to Whenuapai, which is fast becoming Hobsonville Point for people who can't afford it.

And yes, houses are that close. It reminds me of Coronation street in a way, tightly packed and all the same. It's a nice area to live but it's no Remuera.

 

[magnoliab*tchin]

Is Simon given this crap for???

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