Simone Anderson #38 Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?

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Aww darls wearing your gloves on the wrong hands this morning! 🥺 bloody thilly goose! #TC
Now not only do we have to Google our own age (and the age of our own children! 😬😬😬 yikes) but maybe we also have to Google how to tell our “lefts and rights” 🤣🤣

Actually thank god she’s putting those precious boys into daycare so early, would you want THIS TC teaching a child these basic skill?! 🫠🫠🫠
 
Ol Simmo got some new ink….so she can remember what glove goes on which hand.
 

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I simply can’t deal with her extremely specific and COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY decanting and labelling!!! 🤬🫠🫠 …she’s SO WASTEFUL!

“Hmmm if only there was some sort of totally see through vessel or container I could put these teabags into, so I would be able to quickly and easily establish what variety they are 🤔🤔 ….nope. I had better decant them into this clear jar and pop a superfluous label on it! …..And I absolutely definitely couldn’t leave them in the box they came in, which clearly states what they are! Most definitely not! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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I’m just going to leave this here Simmy…
See how long it takes you to change your mistake 🤭🤭
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LOL "must be low maintenance for me" Why what else would you do, it's not like anything you do is high maintenance??? It's scheduled so it's easy & you don't have much else on. Don't forget the bucket of garden leaves 🍂🍃

And the fake cuddle feeding - whatever, you truly are a sad Casserole.
 
I simply can’t deal with her extremely specific and COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY decanting and labelling!!! 🤬🫠🫠 …she’s SO WASTEFUL!

“Hmmm if only there was some sort of totally see through vessel or container I could put these teabags into, so I would be able to quickly and easily establish what variety they are 🤔🤔 ….nope. I had better decant them into this clear jar and pop a superfluous label on it! …..And I absolutely definitely couldn’t leave them in the box they came in, which clearly states what they are! Most definitely not! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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I’m just going to leave this here Simmy…
See how long it takes you to change your mistake 🤭🤭
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Dog begs 🫣🤣

What the hell is "mashing washed" 🤷‍♀️ does she mean machine washed??

She really is a silly sausage TC 🙄🤭🫣🤣
 
Exactly what I thought, yet again what appears to be a "loving moment" is actually filmed especially for the TC's at tattle 🥴🥴🥴
We can see right through you Simon 🤣
She did this at the weekend, even with the hint of a breast showing. Another deceitful moment. 🤢We know you gave up at 12 weeks Scammy. Sad she feels she has to perpetuate a lie
 

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I simply can’t deal with her extremely specific and COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY decanting and labelling!!! 🤬🫠🫠 …she’s SO WASTEFUL!

“Hmmm if only there was some sort of totally see through vessel or container I could put these teabags into, so I would be able to quickly and easily establish what variety they are 🤔🤔 ….nope. I had better decant them into this clear jar and pop a superfluous label on it! …..And I absolutely definitely couldn’t leave them in the box they came in, which clearly states what they are! Most definitely not! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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See how long it takes you to change your mistake 🤭🤭
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surprised she doesn’t re jar her peanut butter 🙄
 
My first child was 19 months, my second was 3 years. Totally not out of the question but surely he needs better communication first?
My first was at 2 and my second was just over 3 years, tried for about a year on and off and they just weren’t interested. Asher can’t even say mum or dad so I doubt he’ll be able to tell someone when he needs to go to the toilet!
 
This whole reel just warmed my heart given allllll of her pantry is still SMH products....and every time she opens up her pantry or uses ANYTHING in there she'll be reminded that her deceit and duplicity caused her to publicly lose a lucrative partnership with a New Zealand brand. And that Tattle was the reason that brand pulled away from her.

Her pantry reminds her of the power of Tattle....how good.
 
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