Simone Anderson #30 Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, she’s as grotty as her camel toes

[#freshsheetfriday]

Same same

Sing with me..."Trenti the octopus, lives in a backyard spa pool"... or rather an "off site storage unit"...

 

[Starstruck500]

I’m sitting here waiting for NZ’s cutest couple to give us what we want - a dance floor pash
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View attachment 2081978 qThis suit screams I’m a pretentious wanker

I can’t unsee a pair of PJs! Cozy attire for a wedding!

 

[#botsforlife]

Trent is getting his money worth from that Zara suit despite it being far too small.

Haha you’d think with their 300k annual income, he’d be able to afford a new suit

 

[privilegedsimone]

Stunnning hon xox

 

[Simone15]

This bridesmaid dress looks simply devine for breast feeding on demand View attachment 2081714 q

I’d bite my nails too if I had to live with all mummy’s lies and deception.

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Since we are all sitting at the reception checking tattle could we address the Woman’s Refuge Simone?

Saw some of my besties a while ago. 22 safe nights purchased (value $440) along with $600+ of physical donations for the WR.
Good time to bring it up while she is at a party.

 

[louisvuittonbag]

I absolutely cannot stand the lofa shoes, or whatever those are, with no socks

 

[Pentothal]

I’d bite my nails too if I had to live with all mummy’s lies and deception.

Poor Asher looks really anxious. I wonder if she wouldn't allow him to bring his bunny. Sometimes it's more important a child has its "security blanket" than it is to look good for the camera. The damage is slowly being done

 

[itsmebish]

Trent I cannot. The suit is ghastly. The lack of socks is disgusting. The glasses on your overly manicured Lego man face is quite confronting. I would very much like to erase the entire image from my mind

 

[clingingtoreality]

Once again, they’ve turned up to someone else’s wedding dressed obnoxiously. Might as well rock Jo with a neon sign stating “ITS ALL ABOUT US!”

Simone is literally in white, breaking literally the only wedding guest attire rule
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Poor Asher looks really anxious. I wonder if she wouldn't allow him to bring his bunny. Sometimes it's more important a child has its "security blanket" than it is to look good for the camera. The damage is slowly being done

My daughter literally has her security blanket in our wedding photos

 

[influencedforlyfe]

Poor Trent can’t afford a new suit, yet Simone never appears in the same dress more than once. Simone - we know you hire your dresses, maybe it’s time you let Trent in on your little secret & allow him to hire suits - don’t let your Devine followers bear witness to this horrid suit again please.

 

[thermominx]

Poor Trent can’t afford a new suit, yet Simone never appears in the same dress more than once. Simone - we know you hire your dresses, maybe it’s time you let Trent in on your little secret & allow him to hire suits - don’t let your Devine followers bear witness to this horrid suit again please.

Haha the same wee tap shoes are in each photo too! Yikes. Poor Trent. Give him an allowance x

 

[robbolife]

Poor Trent can’t afford a new suit, yet Simone never appears in the same dress more than once. Simone - we know you hire your dresses, maybe it’s time you let Trent in on your little secret & allow him to hire suits - don’t let your Devine followers bear witness to this horrid suit again please.

I really want to know why he thinks this suit is a flex that he’s reworn it so many times? It’s so Fugly.

 

[snarkersusie]

He has been wearing it since at least 2018. Ft Trent with hair and a non Lego beard.

 

[HelloFreshDiscountCode]

He has been wearing it since at least 2018. Ft Trent with hair and a non Lego beard.

Damn, he lost his hair FAST! did they laser it off to make the most of the #gifted sessions?

Weird thought this morning but literally everyone I know that has been to University still has uni friends they keep in touch with years later. You never hear of Trent going out with his uni friends or heading along to their weddings, it’s always Simone’s besties. What’s up with that

 

[sausagefingertrent]

He has been wearing it since at least 2018. Ft Trent with hair and a non Lego beard.

Look how baggy it is on him. Poor Trenti can’t even get his butt to the gym. Remember when he joined the “dads” basketball team when she was preg with Rooooooooo?? That seemed to have fizzled out
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When is the pebbles v Simmy case? Wasn’t it April? Pretty much the only excitement we will have from the beige povo this year unless she gets pregnant again

 

[Pentothal]

Scamone, out of clarity and transparency, if you are going to advertise a charity AD and promote donations to it, copy and paste the full text. This is an Australian Charity you missed this out. Or was this a devious way of getting click through info via the link, as to the engagement with both yours and their posts

 

[Butt3rfly]

I'm in Aus and it's even a throw back for me! It's where I'd spend all my precious pocket money

Now it’s Lovisa lol
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Like she knows who Levi Ablett is.

For those who don’t, he’s the son of an ex-AFL player who, well TBH it’s never been made public, but will not survive for who knows how much longer. He’s such a beautiful happy boy.

 

[thermominx]

He has been wearing it since at least 2018. Ft Trent with hair and a non Lego beard.

The pinky though

 

[timtams]

Damn, he lost his hair FAST! did they laser it off to make the most of the #gifted sessions?

Weird thought this morning but literally everyone I know that has been to University still has uni friends they keep in touch with years later. You never hear of Trent going out with his uni friends or heading along to their weddings, it’s always Simone’s besties. What’s up with that

This is a good point, although in terms of weddings I wonder if it’s because he’s a fair bit younger? His uni friends are still probably going out a lot and having fun, and he’s probably not allowed. I get major controlling vibes from Simone.

I can’t believe the pictures of the suit I mean I like that he’s not being wasteful, but it is hideous, and it is pretty funny considering Simone wears a new outfit every single day.