Simone Anderson #22 unless it was a devine conception, her pregnancy timeline's a total deception

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hobsonville_housewife said:
I reset the whole house yesterday (being Friday). Are you telling me I have to do it again?
Also I see the floors were moping, I wonder why they were upset?

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Duh! And then of course again in the morning! (I’m not sure what happened over night that needs to be reset but…)
We must constantly be resetting, absolutely cannot have any evidence people actually live in our homes!
 
Also loved how she said she loves doing this every day so each day starts fresh. Don’t you mean doing this each night unless you pre recorded this (which you said you don’t do) and seriously you had friends round to entertain. Sorry S but most people would actually clean and tidy up before they go to bed. Not rocket science. Ok, might not mop but then I guess I didn’t make as much mess on the floor as you did.
 
#myownbusiness said:
Her 'darks' are probably 3 items since she apparently does laundry every day, and she 1000000% did not 'hang' washing at bloody 10pm. The whites are in the dryer, the darks are on a 15 min quick cycle, then it'll be a min to swap them all out before going to bed.
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“Darks” was one of the four loads she did for FSF yesterday…considering they wear exclusively beige, how does she have more dark things to wash today??
 
Oh we all know she’s trying to sound amazing with all the things she did. And she’s so inspiring! I mean if she didn’t tell you what she did tonight you would all be wondering how to clean and tidy your house (which you do most days anyway). Obviously dinner didn't go well as instead of raving about a great night she’s telling us how to clean up after dinner.
 
Simones.stolen.recipe.2 said:
Also, washing large dishes at night is not part of a "house reset". That is literally just cleaning up after cooking dinner. This list is getting more absurd by the minute 🤣

Also also.. do you wash your rubbish bins every single night? Get better bins liners honey. That's like a once a week at most?
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Personally I have found the black bin liners from countdown the best! Simone - they will suit you aesthetic perfectly - but personally they are strong, don't leek and are better...
 
Becauseyouasked said:
Oh we all know she’s trying to sound amazing with all the things she did. And she’s so inspiring! I mean if she didn’t tell you what she did tonight you would all be wondering how to clean and tidy your house (which you do most days anyway). Obviously dinner didn't go well as instead of raving about a great night she’s telling us how to clean up after dinner.
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cue insta story in the morning raving about the dinner the night before with her THIRD in a row close friend visiting from overseas 😂
 
#botsforlife said:
You know what we haven’t seen in a while, the washing basket. Is it still alive or is it too heavy for Simone to lift now that she’s in the later stage of pregnancy
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Don’t worry, she’ll show us today to put our minds at ease!

jesusmaryandtheweedonkey said:
My god ! Someone mentions the dark wash in the machine overnight, bang it’s on a timer ! Someone mentions the wash basket and it makes a return ! Morning reset is that code for reading here 😂😂😂
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Must have been at a party this morning reading tattle.
 
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