Simone Anderson #18 Santa’s loading up his sleigh, will she admit when Not Asher is on his way?

[hobsonville_housewife]

Oh Simon you Simple poppet, I see no difference with your little bed iron? Best pop it back to the “sell” box now you’ve used it once

Such a poor ad it literally made no difference

What’s the IG handle please?

Asher is getting vitamins because they are free. Supplements are not required. She’s just using him for commercial gain.

Tattle is exhausting her and I’m here for it

The IG I made? I can’t share it cos I definitely do not have 10k followers

Annnnddd I hope all you thick cunts used the free tit you were given when you could have donated instead

That’s next on my agenda for the day.

 

[Imattendingadinner]

Time for a new thread.

Simone is beige and boring and a con artist, she sits in her cookie cutter home all day and thinks she’s aspirational.

I imagine her dream would be to feature on Real Housewives of Auckland

 

[Ehmmmmm….]

This may be old (as I am a TC after all) but is Your Cycle a new addition to her babies list?

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

This may be old (as I am a TC after all) but is Your Cycle a new addition to her babies list?

Nah been there for ages

 

[windowsandwalls]

Still can’t be sure these weren’t just bots…

 

[clingingtoreality]

I'm 99% convinced she's not due this month and the feijoa salad was a chemical pregnancy announcement..

Oooooh plot twist

But to me that’s as fucked up as faking a MC. Like, why use that content rather than being “raw and authentic”?

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Still can’t be sure these weren’t just bots…

How tragic when the only way she can gain followers is by doing a giveaway. Keep your eyes peeled for bots in her new followers list.

 

[#Simon]

If the Salad stick was from her mc then she's lied about dates of so called mc? Because she said it was the 3rd Feb? And the salad was made in April?
Anyhow she's lied and she's hiding something!
She officially announced 18weeks ago!

Her fejioa salad was officially done 36 weeks ago!

Now plot twist Scamone swears she doesn't pre record or she would say, so the salad was made in real time and 36 weeks ago she announced to Trenti she's pregnant! She would of been 3-4 weeks? So makes scamone due now?!

 

[Simone15]

Oooooh plot twist

But to me that’s as fucked up as faking a MC. Like, why use that content rather than being “raw and authentic”?

Imagine growing up knowing your mother used a dead baby’s positive test as your announcement.

 

[spiderqueens]

“Now this is bloody exciting”
Yes bloody exciting alright, does absolutely nothing, fresh sheet shite is just as wrinkled before and after. Knobjockey you had one job, next time I’d suggest prerecording nice ironed sheets ohh bugger that’s right you don’t prerecord, thick bleep me

 

[snarkersusie]

“Now this is bloody exciting”
Yes bloody exciting alright, does absolutely nothing, fresh sheet shite is just as wrinkled before and after. Knobjockey you had one job, next time I’d suggest prerecording nice ironed sheets ohh bugger that’s right you don’t prerecord, thick bleep me

I just can’t believe she posted it showing that it made absolutely no difference

 

[Simones.stolen.recipe.2]

This still hasn't been tagged as an ad but it's tagged as a paid partnership in her discount highlights

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

This still hasn't been tagged as an ad but it's tagged as a paid partnership in her discount highlights

Still not tagged as an ad despite this helpful reminder which is now deleted

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Noooo they were these ones- https://www.theiconic.co.nz/original-tall-wellington-boots-women-s-1173405.html

as opposed to me who uses mine nearly every day and bought some kids ones cos I'm so stingy and have small feet

 

[Pentothal]

I just can’t believe she posted it showing that it made absolutely no difference

Didn't do her research or read the instructions. It might be meant to have water in it, but posting that when you represent and are paid for your promotion. That's lazy, greedy entitlement. Bet we never see it again on FSF

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

If the Salad stick was from her mc then she's lied about dates of so called mc? Because she said it was the 3rd Feb? And the salad was made in April?
Anyhow she's lied and she's hiding something!
She officially announced 18weeks ago!

Her fejioa salad was officially done 36 weeks ago!

Now plot twist Scamone swears she doesn't pre record or she would say, so the salad was made in real time and 36 weeks ago she announced to Trenti she's pregnant! She would of been 3-4 weeks? So makes scamone due now?!

I’m not sure of the exact date, but the salad was posted 36 weeks ago so I think this would be the last week of March approx, and she would have been 3-4 weeks at the earliest. So agree that she’s due around now! Otherwise the announcement is from one of her losses.

Nails in the feijoa salad reel match the announcement. She’s due now, but Not Asher will be late, I’m calling the 14-16 December.

 

[pippio]

Plot twist, she actually has rank taste in food and makes that feijoa salad on the regular

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Plot twist, she actually has rank taste in food and makes that feijoa salad on the regular

Potentially……but her nails from the 36w ago feijoa salad match the announcement.
It’s too easy to figure you out Simon!!!

 

[ohwebelieve]

How tragic when the only way she can gain followers is by doing a giveaway. Keep your eyes peeled for bots in her new followers list.

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[#freshsheetfriday]

Still not tagged as an ad despite this helpful reminder which is now deleted

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I so want to follow your Insta but I know it will get me blocked by the Hobby Queen! tit your account cracked me up
Edited to ask if you had a recipe for the frozen grapes please?