Simone Anderson #13 Went on a podcast because she’s a open book, won’t talk about how she’s a massive crook

[Justpoppingontosay]

I honestly think she must have had a ghost writer for her books. There’s no way should have strung that many sentences together.

Have you read the book? Not the cookbook the ‘autobiography’? It is sooooooooo badly written. Long, badly put together sentences but absolutely written in her stupid style. I got it, read it in 4 hours as it was so dull & no substance + big font to make it seem longer than it was then returned it the next day for a refund

 

[Okelydokely]

Today's dress is only suitable for putting on walking from the beach/pool to your car with togs on underneath. Not your actual underwear.

 

[spiderqueens]

How far on is she, she doesn’t look pregnant at all, is she actually pregnant or is there a surrogate stashed away in the laundry cupboard

 

[clingingtoreality]

How far on is she, she doesn’t look pregnant at all, is she actually pregnant or is there a surrogate stashed away in the laundry cupboard

would have to be a very small surrogate - she could barely fit the Dyson donchaknow?!

 

[snarkersusie]

Why does everything in the laundry need to be hidden? Are washing and cleaning tools something to be hidden away now?

 

[BondJamesBond]

Have you read the book? Not the cookbook the ‘autobiography’? It is sooooooooo badly written. Long, badly put together sentences but absolutely written in her stupid style. I got it, read it in 4 hours as it was so dull & no substance + big font to make it seem longer than it was then returned it the next day for a refund

There are four used copies on trademe if ya want one.

 

[fancybanana]

Oh honey no, what is she wearing??? Put on a slip. This isn't it. It's one thing having a beach day and throwing this over a swimsuit but nobody wants to see the bra and undies which can't even be tagged #ad anymore.

Also I'm fairly sure the saying is "I CAN tell you that for free", besides the fact this isn't close friends content.

Must be as bald as a badger as my pubes would be sticking out through the ‘dress’

Someone's Nan called and wants her doilies back

Oh this comment is amazing!

 

[Becauseyouasked]

She had a designer? I know it’s a small room so hard to work with but I struggle to deal with the mis centred cupboards above the dryer/washing machine. And the cupboard above the sink not being aligned with the other one. The hidden rail
isn’t a new idea however what’s she going to hang? I doubt adult clothes would fit there.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

This is all she could manage to donate? What a bleeping stingy mole? Allllllllll the tit she is given and the money she has, she can only manage to pack a couple of items into a courier bag? Why am I even shocked?

 

[suchavibe]

This is all she could manage to donate? What a bleeping stingy mole? Allllllllll the tit she is given and the money she has, she can only manage to pack a couple of items into a courier bag? Why am I even shocked?

Looks like a few copies of her crappy books.

 

[clingingtoreality]

This is all she could manage to donate? What a bleeping stingy mole? Allllllllll the tit she is given and the money she has, she can only manage to pack a couple of items into a courier bag? Why am I even shocked?

its probably her old GGO vibrator and a cup of Trent’s love juice

 

[#botsforlife]

This is all she could manage to donate? What a bleeping stingy mole? Allllllllll the tit she is given and the money she has, she can only manage to pack a couple of items into a courier bag? Why am I even shocked?

It’s probably boxes with nothing in there she never showed us what is in there so

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Looks like a few copies of her crappy books.

Maybe some of her 12445 packs of lemon and lime juice she has in her “back stock” basket

So was the whole SMH ordeal just a big load off tit? Simone is still tagging them and her code is still active??? Wow, that was a massive anticlimax

 

[#Simon]

Has anyone mesg SMH and asked if they work with Scamone? I'm tempted but don't want her to send to S and be blocked lol.

 

[iggy]

Funny how she’s showing the new dog bed and accessories she got gifted, but not the dog bed from Crackerjacks that she pretended to buy lol

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Has anyone mesg SMH and asked if they work with Scamone? I'm tempted but don't want her to send to S and be blocked lol.

Yeah stupid witch just screenshots them and sends them to Semen

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

LOL SHE TAKES A PHOTO OF HER $200 GUMBOOTS (x2) AS A WAY OF ADVERTISING GUMBOOT FRIDAY.

This woman is just so tone deaf. She literally can’t think like a normal person.

 

[clingingtoreality]

LOL SHE TAKES A PHOTO OF HER $200 GUMBOOTS (x2) AS A WAY OF ADVERTISING GUMBOOT FRIDAY.

This woman is just so tone deaf. She literally can’t think like a normal person.

$200 says those gumboots have never been worn (I mean, it’s not like she does anything requiring her to wear gumboots )

She must have read on here the question about gumboot Friday and if she would post anything then quickly remembered she spent $400 on gumboots so dragged them out and snapped a pic.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

$200 says those gumboots have never been worn (I mean, it’s not like she does anything requiring her to wear gumboots )

She must have read on here the question about gumboot Friday and if she would post anything then quickly remembered she spent $400 on gumboots so dragged them out and snapped a pic.

Also, she really struggles to show receipts doesn’t she? Bet she didn’t even donate to gumboot charity

Here’s my receipts

 

[clingingtoreality]

Off topic but sort of on topic - if anyone wants to support another awesome cause, @nzrun2022 on IG is a chick running length of NZ, trying to break the record and raising money for NZ mental health after she lost her first love to suicide. She needs exposure to raise more money so if anyone wants to take a break from Simone vacuuming her letterbox and give her a follow or a share she’d probably much appreciated it