Simone Anderson #13 Went on a podcast because she’s a open book, won’t talk about how she’s a massive crook

[soUNinfluenced]

Roo it doesn’t even sound right coming out of her mouth and how does it relate to the name
Asher? Ridiculous

 

[influencedforlyfe]

“We’re not huge on snacks, we try and focus on 3 big meals a day” Seriously Semen, he’s a toddler, he should be eating every 2-3 hours a day - breakfast - snack - lunch - snack - dinner - & may or may not have a snack/bottle before bed.
Their small stomachs coupled with their high energy means they should be eating often. They don’t have large stomachs to hold a lot of food to keep them going for hours between meals.

On another note it’s so lovely to see you incorporating some Te Reo Māori into your vocabulary - have you been taking lessons?

It was so nice of that lady that Trenti ran into at the shops mention how she followed you on Instagram. I can’t wait to run into Trenti one day and gush that I follow his wife on Tattle

 

[#Livelaughlove]

He will be getting snacks when he goes to preschool. Then starve him on the weekends

 

[louisa_no_morley]

She schedules his water breaks, i can't "Sorry Asheroo it's only 1pm so no water for you" xx

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Roo it doesn’t even sound right coming out of her mouth and how does it relate to the name
Asher? Ridiculous

Because he was happiest when on their tummies or being held close like a kangaroo and apparently they’ve called him roo since he was born although the first we’d heard of roo was his first bday

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Love how she kept trying to make Asher show his puku after he clearly said “uh uh”. Stop pressuring your kid to show off for the camera, he clearly hates it!

 

[influencedforlyfe]

Because he was happiest when on their tummies or being held close like a kangaroo and apparently they’ve called him roo since he was born although the first we’d heard of roo was his first bday

She’s just copied Mrs Hinch from the UK (instagrammer/influencer). She has a son she calls Ronnie Roo. She also does Freshnupfriday etc. Semen is trying to emulate her. That’s where a lot of her ideas come from.

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

Every time I see that “Happy Halloween” Embrace sale picture I just imagine that all of those women are out trick or treating in costume dressed as the scariest thing you can imagine: Tacky, self-obsessed influencers with affiliate codes for poor quality, over priced, drop shipped activewear.

 

[softandbuttery]

Just while we are on the topic, do you happen to have a recipe for a boiled egg? I've looked everywhere but can't find one.

I seem to remember you had a really tricky recipe that you invented in the air fryer?

 

[iggy]

Don’t forget Asher’s emergency snacks of biscuits from the car bag lol

 

[Okelydokely]

Water was freely available in sippy drink bottles when my kids were young. Definitely not scheduled.

Her letterbox probably gets more water in its twice weekly wash down

 

[simonepretscum]

When did Scamming Simon pair up with Alana Cronin/Welle club. Guess they share bots, didn't realise they support each other not a good partnership

Ugh I can’t stand this woman. She is so far up Simons epic asshole (and Elle herself) it is pathetic.

 

[shanaynay]

Roo it doesn’t even sound right coming out of her mouth and how does it relate to the name
Asher? Ridiculous

She got it from Mrs Hinch who calls her son Ronnie Roo. Simon thinks she’s Mrs Hinch

 

[clingingtoreality]

Also what bleeping kid likes cottage cheese

I read that re the water and I’m going to assume that if it’s written into the poor kid’s schedule then no, he doesn’t get water outside of those times.

 

[thermominx]

Semen, we know Asher is going as a vaccum cleaner cause ya know, he froths over his little Dyson and his broom is just epic

Pic of Semen version 1.

That pic of her reminds me of mrs tweedy from chicken run

 

[clingingtoreality]

He will be getting snacks when he goes to preschool. Then starve him on the weekends

He’ll get water on demand there too. Cause y’know - they’re all anti-heatstroke over there

 

[BotLife]

He's got a chocolate, just to prove the tattlers wrong!!

 

[Butt3rfly]

And that’ll be his only chocolate

 

[shh77]

Confirming LJ have not dropped simone

It’s the ‘x’ at the end for me

 

[soUNinfluenced]

ain’t no hiding or editing the bump now? Strange how she’s got a flat stomach in front of her mirror still though but never would she edit her bump right