Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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Slagging off those who gave him £350k is a very intelligent decision. Others will definitely want to employ him.

If he'd just kept his mouth shut or just admitted that he definitely wasn't going to be turning down that amount of cash, he might have gotten away with it.

He's totally trashed any hope of being employed again for the foreseeable future.

All his content was crap, all of it.
 
lilykestrel said:
true, and I do agree. But then he did go directly into business recycling the same material across the county border with the real villain. As much as he claims naivete about the poor governance within Essex, you'd have to be colossally foolish (and arguably shouldn't be contracting to local authorities if you're that foolish as to be unaware of what a problem it is) if you didn't think 'is this going to come and bite me on the Harris later'
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Surely this BIB is not too early as a contender for the next thread title!
 
lilykestrel said:
Oh Simon, did you learn nothing from Depher? Don't record an interview with the Beeb.

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(Of course I mean please do record an interview with the Beeb. Like @Pkershaw that'll be my moneys worth of our household's TV license for years to come)
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So not a greedy grifter, just a naive fall guy who is being unfairly victimised by ebil - well, I am not actually sure who, but they are ebil, and definitely not Fatboy's fault.
 
And please help me get my numbers up so in a couple of weeks I can show some stats that show that the nasty council were WRONG WRONG WRONG about my GENIUS

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SleevelessSlopSlinger said:
Ugh, I hate the “please share this is important” engagement bait. Most of your audience are grown adults who can decide if it’s important enough to share.
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Alterations to the bus timetable. Could there be anything more mundane?

🚨 SHARE THIS QUICK!!! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!! 🚨

God he’s so desperate for that phone to ding. It’s the social media equivalent of a crackhead coming up to you in the street and begging for loose change.
 
Pkershaw said:
Maybe I’m a bit more cynical but I don’t buy his innocence in any of this at all. I’m very much in the camp of he knew full well that the money changing hands was way over the odds for this type of service and I firmly believe that brown envelopes were being pushed through the door at O’Callaghan towers shortly after each enormous payment landed in his bank account.
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I think his enormous ego, combined with the echo chamber he created and the minor celeb following made him believe that his work was truly valuable and he was doing a thing. I also don’t think he knows the difference between clicks and impressions because he’s an idiot.

Meal deal ice creams aye Si? Can’t afford the Ozempic anymore?
 
“I’ve got a bwilliant idea fowr a joke…but nobody to use it against. Oh well, I’ll have to just pwetend someone wwote this, then I can wwite my Parklife joke and my phone will start beeping again.”

It’s a genius and original joke for sure, Simon. But…you wrote the thing you’re responding to…I don’t understand. This isn’t how comedy works. This is just you zinging the demons inside your own head again.

He’s the intellectual equivalent of a dribbling toddler trying to juggle with 1 ball.

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Pkershaw said:
“I’ve got a bwilliant idea fowr a joke…but nobody to use it against. Oh well, I’ll have to just pwetend someone wwote this, then I can wwite my Parklife joke and my phone will start beeping again.”

It’s a genius and original joke for sure, Simon. But…you wrote the thing you’re responding to…I don’t understand. This isn’t how comedy works. This is just you zinging the demons inside your own head again.

He’s the intellectual equivalent of a dribbling toddler trying to juggle with 1 ball.

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It’s obvious the original was written by him from the way it has pretend bad spelling and being derogatory about “scummy mummy’s”
 
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