Inspector Gadget
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Shannen and Luke, sitting in a tree
Trying to flog, something for free
Will it be hillbillys, the hair & make up loft or will it even be free make-up?
Who knows because before you know it, they'll have their 7000th break-up
Oh poor Exemplar ends up losing a like
Whilst Luke is told to go and take a hike
Dolly frantically scours social media, in search of passive aggressive posts
While sitting in her mas box room, knocking back a few west coasts
Off she sails, through the deep blue Irish sea
On her way to Scotland, for a week long riding spree
However it's not long before aul Dolly is back in town;
Stomping the streets of Dublin on a massive come down
A changed woman, Her intentions are clear; Dolly now wants a ring
But sadly her Prince Harry, now just sees it all as one big fling
Poor Freddy and Elvis, will never have a married mam and dad
And this is why, this whole love story is just oh so very sad.
Trying to flog, something for free
Will it be hillbillys, the hair & make up loft or will it even be free make-up?
Who knows because before you know it, they'll have their 7000th break-up
Oh poor Exemplar ends up losing a like
Whilst Luke is told to go and take a hike
Dolly frantically scours social media, in search of passive aggressive posts
While sitting in her mas box room, knocking back a few west coasts
Off she sails, through the deep blue Irish sea
On her way to Scotland, for a week long riding spree
However it's not long before aul Dolly is back in town;
Stomping the streets of Dublin on a massive come down
A changed woman, Her intentions are clear; Dolly now wants a ring
But sadly her Prince Harry, now just sees it all as one big fling
Poor Freddy and Elvis, will never have a married mam and dad
And this is why, this whole love story is just oh so very sad.