You can say what you like about Sevda but one thing you can’t pick her up on is her modesty! Oh no, coy and full of humility to the end…
I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone compliment themselves so much over a dubious looking stew that she even admitted that iPad kid didn’t like too much (although funnily enough she soon declared how much she loved it when she realised the only way she was going to get any attention from her half witted mother was if she too bleated how amazing her efforts were.) Normally it’s other people who compliment the people who’ve cooked but not Simple Sev with her ‘this is lovely’ and ‘I’ve cooked this really nicely’, oh have you Sev? What a woman you are eh?!
Tbf considering you’ve done nothing else all
bleeping day apart from sat and get your ratty hair dyed and by the sounds of it neck a couple of bottles of wine, it’s not as if you’ve been rushed off your feet with things to do is it? Oh and let’s face it, it’s a stew, you chuck everything in a pot and leave it, the clue’s in the name, and you’ve boiled some sort of rice (the name appeared to elude you) so I’m guessing Gordon Ramsey won’t be beating a path to your door.
Quick tip for you though, since you felt the need to announce what a rush you were in (being as important as you are and all) you do know you don’t have to film yourself dishing up and eating every mortal bloody thing y’know? The world won’t stop turning on its axis if it’s not subjected to you cramming spoon after spoonful of yogurt covered slop into your over sized gob you
bleeping cretin.
Don’t get me wrong I’m all for confidence and having belief in yourself but the woman’s arrogance is outstanding and considering she’s think as mince with no discernible skills or obvious talents the reason for her egotism somewhat fails me!
