Secret Celebrity Gossip #176

[Harlot O'Scara]

New thread!

We ended the last one on the terrifying rogue's gallery of Dean Gaffney, Trump and Gregg Wallace

Keeeep gossiping! (Or chatting tit as we're more prone to )

 

[styc]

I loved Ludwig and I am not usually a fan of David Mitchell. Hope they do a second series.BTW it's Cliff's birthday today, why aren't we celebrating?

 

[OoglyBoogly]

Same re Ludwig and David Mitchell. It's ever so good!

 

[Kerrie86]

New thread!

We ended the last one on the terrifying rogue's gallery of Dean Gaffney, Trump and Gregg Wallace

Keeeep gossiping! (Or chatting tit as we're more prone to )

shag, marry, kill.
(Gregg, Dean, trump)

 

[sistersofpercy]

I confess I was also enthralled with Ludwig, it's along the lines of Shakespeare and Hathaway isn't it? Murder of the week, don't have to think to much about it and funny moments in between.
We need more telly like this. Sick of seeing weirdo's on islands.

 

[Coniferhedge]

shag, marry, kill.
(Gregg, Dean, trump)

Can I just take the cyanide pill?

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

shag, marry, kill.
(Gregg, Dean, trump)

Shag Gregg, marry Dean, kill Trump

Urgh.

 

[torontoon]

I loved Ludwig and I am not usually a fan of David Mitchell. Hope they do a second series.BTW it's Cliff's birthday today, why aren't we celebrating?

I loved this too but can't see there being a second series - feels almost like the main thing was wrapped up.

 

[Kerrie86]

Shag Gregg, marry Dean, kill Trump

Urgh.

Tough wank, right?

 

[MissHavisham]

Shag Trump (and hate it and develop loads of ptsd tics as a result),

Marry Dean Gaffney (and spend a lifetime of being mortified having to tell people I was married to Dean Gaffney)

Kill Gregg bloody Wallace.

 

[ochebalboa]

Gregg Wallace gives off a vibe of being a very nasty bellend who thinks he is better than everyone else

I don't really watch his shows but not a fan of the bloke

If this is true it wouldn't surprise me

 

[Clytemnestra]

Sorry (not sorry) for what I just saw on Twitter - and happy birthday Cliff.

 

[Sprezza]

Sorry (not sorry) for what I just saw on Twitter - and happy birthday Cliff.

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He looks like a cross between Janet Jackson and Posh Spice

 

[Serene Serena]

shag, marry, kill.
(Gregg, Dean, trump)

I'd shag Dean (as long as I could down a bottle of brandy beforehand), marry Gregg because I think he's probably quite rich, and kill Trump because he's evil.

 

[LaraQ]

Shag Gregg

Marry Gaffney

Kill Trump.

 

[sistersofpercy]

Can I not just kill them all? I'd rather be celibate tbh.

 

[Mollywobbles]

I'd shag Dean (as long as I could down a bottle of brandy beforehand), marry Gregg because I think he's probably quite rich, and kill Trump because he's evil.

Marrying Greg seems a good decision. His marriages don’t seem to last long.
On the other hand, Trump has lots of money and likes playing away so you could get a good divorce settlement.

 

[Serene Serena]

Marrying Greg seems a good decision. His marriages don’t seem to last long.
On the other hand, Trump has lots of money and likes playing away so you could get a good divorce settlement.

I couldn't marry Trump. I just couldn't, not for several million pounds. Gregg (two g's because he's a twit) meanwhile, would be a dismal shag, so no hardship, then I'd divorce him for his wandering hands and eyes and claim half his bank balance.

 

[Mark81]

Sorry (not sorry) for what I just saw on Twitter - and happy birthday Cliff.

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That's is Victoria Beckham, right?
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Kill Gregg
Shag Dean
Marry Trump (and bide my time for divorce)

Although taking my own life is also very appealing out of that choice

 

[Mollywobbles]

I couldn't marry Trump. I just couldn't, not for several million pounds. Gregg (two g's because he's a twit) meanwhile, would be a dismal shag, so no hardship, then I'd divorce him for his wandering hands and eyes and claim half his bank balance.

What? Two G’s? Like the sausage rolls?