Secret Celebrity Gossip #175

[Chita]

Ah she came through my town yesterday but no one knew why.

I did not drag myself out to see her.

Anyone try to knock her off the bike with a big stick?

 

[L3moning]

Why wouldn't you just change your name H, just change your name

You shouldn't have to change your name just because it's the same as a notorious criminal. He tends to be very litigious about people joking about it as well, which I don't blame him for.

 

[WelshMam]

I think she was desperate for a child,didn't want one with that creepy french guy and just picked someone young,dumb and rich.I don't think she even loved the guy.Liam is a muppet, but I feel like she used him a bit.

I always thought the french boyfriend looked exactly like Cheryl’s mother.

 

[EddyDarling]

Yung filly has always given me a weird vibe. Exactly the kind of bloke that would hurl insults at you if you turned him down

 

[JabberHockey]

The only way I can think of is a management buy-out.

My bad! I hadn't looked at popbitch. My dumb contribution doesn't fit at all

 

[Serene Serena]

Liam Payne.….What was Cheryl thinking? She must’ve had pound signs in her

She wanted a young healthy sperm donor who wasn’t broke. I don’t think it was love, just a practical solution for a woman in her mid 30s wanting a baby.

 

[Beverley Macker]

She wanted a young healthy sperm donor who wasn’t broke. I don’t think it was love, just a practical solution for a woman in her mid 30s wanting a baby.

I guess it backfired since he’s burning through his cash, is a terrible father, and clearly has significant mental health issues.
Good one Chez.

 

[Swinging Pineapple]

The person doing the Diddy court sketches should be on trial too for being tit. Looks like more an emaciated Craig David.

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Mo farrah lol

 

[Serene Serena]

I guess it backfired since he’s burning through his cash, is a terrible father, and clearly has significant mental health issues.
Good one Chez.

Yeah, she obviously didn't realise how fucked up he was. I hope his son is having a happy childhood, despite an absent (and embarrassing) dad.

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

You know you’re old when you’ve never heard of Young Filly.

 

[L3moning]

You know you’re old when you’ve never heard of Young Filly.

The name vaguely rung a bell, but nothing more than that.

The only youtubers I really follow are Scrapie98 and Wirtual though, and they just play Trackmania on streams (and occasionally Geoguesser or chess as side streams, respectively).

 

[petitspois]

The name vaguely rung a bell, but nothing more than that.

The only youtubers I really follow are Scrapie98 and Wirtual though, and they just play Trackmania on streams (and occasionally Geoguesser or chess as side streams, respectively).

I don’t know what any of that means

 

[dee_mc]

The person doing the Diddy court sketches should be on trial too for being tit. Looks like more an emaciated Craig David.

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Elton John is looking really well though in fairness
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The name vaguely rung a bell, but nothing more than that.

The only youtubers I really follow are Scrapie98 and Wirtual though, and they just play Trackmania on streams (and occasionally Geoguesser or chess as side streams, respectively).

I tried to answer the remote control yesterday.

 

[Basic]

She wanted a young healthy sperm donor who wasn’t broke. I don’t think it was love, just a practical solution for a woman in her mid 30s wanting a baby.

I vaguely recall reading some time ago that she had her eye on one of the other members but he wasn’t interested so she went for Liam instead.

 

[Tamij]

I don’t know what any of that means

Same!

 

[Serene Serena]

I vaguely recall reading some time ago that she had her eye on one of the other members but he wasn’t interested so she went for Liam instead.

The mother of Louis Tomlinson's baby said she was hoping to bump into Harry Styles originally, but he wasn't there, so she settled for his bandmate, who didn't use protection and she ended up with his baby and plenty of money until the child is an adult. Maybe Cheryl fancied Harry too, and had to settle for second best? Poor Liam.

 

[Mark81]

I vaguely recall reading some time ago that she had her eye on one of the other members but he wasn’t interested so she went for Liam instead.

If true that makes it even worse. Cheryl Schofield

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Harry Styles dodging wannabe baby Mamas

 

[Serene Serena]

If true that makes it even worse. Cheryl Schofield

Yeah, they were all kids when they auditioned, so it's all a bit creepy. If a male judge had gone onto have a relationship and a child with some who auditioned as a teenager, they would have been hung out to dry.

 

[Mark81]

Yeah, they were all kids when they auditioned, so it's all a bit creepy. If a male judge had gone onto have a relationship and a child with some who auditioned as a teenager, they would have been hung out to dry.

'Unwise, but not illegal'