Secret Celebrity Gossip #175

[CaptainHolt]

What are your thoughts on Olivia 'I just picked up this old frock from Marks and Sparks' Coleman?

Tough one.

I first "discovered" her in Green Wing and she was brilliant in that, it's also one of my all time favourite shows. So she kind of gets a pass. Unless she's being interviewed and I want to throw my shoe at the tele.

 

[L3moning]

He’s just in it for the inheritance
He DOES look uncannily like Louis Tomlinson though

He's good looking for sure. I'd be more appropriate age wise than Stephen Fry too

 

[CaptainHolt]

Eamonn probably hated the way Phil scoffed the young runners from the show, but here we are!

It's 8.34 GMT and you've just won the Internet for the day
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And Amanda Holden

I loathe Holden with a passion. Mainly because of what she did to my Les back in the day. Plus she's annoying AF.

(I fell in love with Les Dennis when I was 5 and 41 years later I'll not have a bad word said against him!!)

 

[MrsDimSum]

It's 8.34 GMT and you've just won the Internet for the day
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Thanks! I might take the rest of the day off!

 

[Chita]

Maybe that’s part of the attraction he doesn’t want to be in the public eye and at lots of events. He’s not in it to be a celeb.

He looks a bit like that guy who was in Saltburn.

 

[Basic]

Miranda definitely has a husband not a wife.

God, I can’t stand it when people say “doing life with”. Shut up. You’re not “doing” life, you’re living life.

 

[Lynn’ssnazzycardigan]

I like Lisa for similar reasons, she always seems to come across as a nice person. John Torode however seems like a grumpy twit, hopefully he's more cheerful in private!

For all he looks a bit rough these days he’s got that twinkle in his eye. I bet they spend a lot of time laughing at home. I wonder what they really think of Greg the (newly) muscular potato…

 

[Sea]

Paps will be stalking Miranda's house to catch her husband, such fun!

 

[Salted Caramel]

God, I can’t stand it when people say “doing life with”. Shut up. You’re not “doing” life, you’re living life.

"Doing life" sounds like jail time!

 

[Boogs]

"Doing life" sounds like jail time!

That’s kind of how I view marriage

 

[Serene Serena]

I loathe Holden with a passion. Mainly because of what she did to my Les back in the day. Plus she's annoying AF.

(I fell in love with Les Dennis when I was 5 and 41 years later I'll not have a bad word said against him!!)

I love Les Dennis. The way he played an exaggerated version of himself in Extras was sublime. He has the ability to take the piss out of himself, which Amanda will NEVER have. He was so obviously a rung on her career ladder and that must have hurt when he realised his trophy wife wasn't the least bit interested in him as a person.

Amanda does have a fantastic figure though and I am seriously envious of any woman who can maintain such a slender frame, although she probably only eats spinach and egg white omelettes and runs 5K a day.

 

[Sea]

I like Les but he had affairs during his first marriage so a bit meh about him and his trohy wife

 

[Readingismyhobby]

And Amanda Holden

Amanda Holden takes smug to the highest level

 

[FakeSmile]

That’s kind of how I view marriage

Speaking as a divorced woman, it basically is

 

[Haughty]

Tough one.

I first "discovered" her in Green Wing and she was brilliant in that, it's also one of my all time favourite shows. So she kind of gets a pass. Unless she's being interviewed and I want to throw my shoe at the tele.

Unless it's this interview where she roasts Jack Whitehall:

 

[Sea]

Les Dennis/Keith Chegwin/Bruno Brookes separated at birth

 

[Captainmouse]

I love Les Dennis. The way he played an exaggerated version of himself in Extras was sublime. He has the ability to take the piss out of himself, which Amanda will NEVER have. He was so obviously a rung on her career ladder and that must have hurt when he realised his trophy wife wasn't the least bit interested in him as a person.

Amanda does have a fantastic figure though and I am seriously envious of any woman who can maintain such a slender frame, although she probably only eats spinach and egg white omelettes and runs 5K a day.

she’s currently cycling from Cornwall to London, that will burn a few calories

 

[Mark81]

S Club and Waitrose

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

S Club and Waitrose

Martine McCutcheon & Lidl, S Club & Waitrose. What’s going on with these celebrities/popstars and supermarket tie ups? Who’s next, The Cheeky Girls and Co-op?

 

[petitspois]

Martine McCutcheon & Lidl, S Club & Waitrose. What’s going on with these celebrities/popstars and supermarket tie ups? Who’s next, The Cheeky Girls and Co-op?

Gutted for the celeb offered a deal with Farm Foods