Secret Celebrity Gossip #172

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Peter Gabriel’s Sledgehammer contains loads of euphemisms for sex

Turning Japanese by The Vapors is about masturbation
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Show me round your fruit cakes
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit cakes
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

And there I was thinking what a cool music video it was for a boring looking* middle aged man.

*I did have a crush on PG but he looked like should be History teacher, not write saucy songs about sex and fruit cakes!
 
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Show me round your fruit cakes
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit cakes
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

And there I was thinking what a cool music video it was for a boring looking* middle aged man.

*I did have a crush on PG but he looked like should be History teacher, not write saucy songs about sex and fruit cakes!
Show me your round fruit cakes????? How erotic.
 
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Show me round your fruit cakes
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit cakes
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

And there I was thinking what a cool music video it was for a boring looking* middle aged man.

*I did have a crush on PG but he looked like should be History teacher, not write saucy songs about sex and fruit cakes!

Steam train, big dipper, bumpers cars bumping

It was all there and nobody noticed. I only found out about 10 years ago
 
Can we stop song meanings in the next thread. I’m too naive for this content.

You might need to give Grace Jones’s ‘Pull up to the Bumper’ a miss then. Anal sex, apparently:


Driving down those city streets
Waiting to get down
Won't you get your big machine
Somewhere in this town?
Now in the parking lot garage
You'll find the proper place
Just follow all the written rules
You'll fit into the space
Pull up to my bumper baby
In your long black limousine
Pull up to my bumper baby
And drive it in between
 
A bit behind, but this is my specialist subject! What do you want to know?
He's currently going out with Dove Cameron, just signed a contract to be a Diesel ambassador and we're all impatiently awaiting his solo album which has been teased for like a year now.
I hate his new porn stache look.

Updating to say his new single is coming out on the 27th, just announced. Exciting. And he's presenting at the VMAs on Weds if you want a fix of him.
 
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