Secret Celebrity Gossip #167

[Sea]

Wow I didn't know that's what they were made for that purpose to lift and separate and what a horrible name.
(But i feel better about my flat arse, those scrunchie lycra butts on display are probably like wobbly jelly when not encased)

(And sadly created and worn for the male gaze)

 

[Moongirl69]

Those scrunchie bum leggings just look like a big wedgie.
Something most/all of us have tried to avoid

 

[weesquarepants]

What gets me are those leggings that like go up the crack on purpose to show off each arse cheek??? Please tell me other people have noticed these???

I was in morrisons the other day and someone had those on with the flattest arse I've ever seen. Why???

 

[secretsrsafe]

Mercifully this trend has yet to reach South African shores but it will. The human race really is regressing and going backwards in the evolutionary chain to the times when female flagrantly apes displayed their wares to find mates.

 

[Kitty-Kat]

I've seen those, with the added detail of each buttcheek being semi-transparent so it vaguely looks like the wearer has a thong on. It's an awful lot, I must say.

Saw a young girl wearing those yesterday. Not a pretty sight!

 

[iieee]

Whenever I see people wearing those leggings I think about how people who do BDSM require consent from onlookers and you didn't ask my consent to put your buttcrack in my eyeline

 

[Multi-21]

Maybe she's a stupendous shag.

Beer flavoured nipples
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Secret Celebrity Gossip #168

We finished the last thread on Michael Barrymore, Kyle Walker & Lauryn Goodman and school uniforms until the celebrities do something scandalous

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