Secret Celebrity Gossip #165

[tuberculosis]

And his middle name is Maurice

He just makes both sexy tbh

 

[Aussie]

No, he's been knighted. He's now Sir Alan Bates

Oh yes my mistake! Well deserved

 

[petitspois]

I think you could just called him 'Roy Keane' all the time as opposed to just 'Roy' so it seems better then. His hair was definitely a bit playmobil when he was still playing football but he's aged like a fine wine.

 

[Bagpuss20]

My main issue is how all women seem to orgasm on their first go on the sausage. The latest Bridgerton, Penelope was all “ouch” for two thrusts before her and the fella both came, together

Exactly, theres none of the awkwardness or uncomfortableness and they all come at the same time with no mention of tissues or running to loo

 

[Jelly Bean]

And his middle name is Maurice

Speaking of names, I can't tell if this is a joke. A Q & A with Meghan Trainor in the Guardian

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Wonder if that's why my mum fancied him

do not I re[eat DO NOT make me ask my mate if they can confirm or deny this

 

[Coniferhedge]

Talking of Just for Men beards, Noel’s has got to be one of the worst.

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

I don’t understand what James Blake sees in Jameela.

 

[Darvos]

Same with Viggo Mortenson 'Aragorn'. In civvies still a lovely man and a ride, but in character dear lord

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And, on topic with the thread, also lovely in the nud.

 

[Tookster]

I don’t understand what James Blake sees in Jameela.

She’s an absolute nutter!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Speaking of names, I can't tell if this is a joke. A Q & A with Meghan Trainor in the Guardian

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How can anyone look at baby and think ‘yeah, he’s definitely a Barry ’

I know she’s American (? Or at least not British) but Barry comes with connotations over here. Like unless he was born with tattoos and a beer belly and a wife named Denise, no baby is ever a Barry ffs.

 

[Sjc_80]

Talking of Just for Men beards, Noel’s has got to be one of the worst.
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George "the cat" Galloway is another one who has been playing with Just for Men (why does that sounds like an 80's jazz mag?)

Think he's been cracking out the Constance Carroll foundation as well!

 

[~*~Jess~*~]

Ooh I would watch the tit outta Hotel Babylon again! I wonder if I can find it somewhere? Max Beesley I worked in hospitality when the book came out and it was sooo true to life

Im currently watching it on a ‘stick’ if you get my drift

 

[FrannyGallops]

George "the cat" Galloway is another one who has been playing with Just for Men (why does that sounds like an 80's jazz mag?)

Think he's been cracking out the Constance Carroll foundation as well!

He’s in the same category as Tom Hardy and Peter Andre for me. Can’t look at him without getting a very visceral bodily reaction, like a huge shudder crossed with wanting to vomit.

 

[CarmenGhia]

He just makes both sexy tbh

You've just got Steve Miller singing the line "some people call me Maurice" into my head now!

 

[PeteM]

Dying their bread is just how they roll......

A class response to a dreadful typo.

 

[Amoo]

i know someone who worked with Jimmy once and he was always wandering about sans trousers

 

[Restless Native]

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Ain't no doubt it's plain to see

 

[MissHavisham]

Talking of Just for Men beards, Noel’s has got to be one of the worst.
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just to let you know that I am bringing charges against you for posting such an unnecessarily large picture of Mr Edmonds

kind regards

 

[mee43]

Reading these recent posts is just giving me joy that I’m not the only oldie on the thread (no offence intended ❤)