Secret Celebrity Gossip #165

[petitspois]

Jose? It’s all about Klopp for me if we’re talking sexy football managers!

The topic was 'grumpy buggers we'd like to shag' to be fair.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Jose mourinho would get it right in the dickhole too. He’s an arrogant prick of course but still……yes please or should I say sim por favor

You are a bleeping poet, my love.

 

[MaryLou32]

Jose? It’s all about Klopp for me if we’re talking sexy football managers!

I’d take a pop from Klopp too!
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For some reason I read 'Right in the dickhole' in a Welsh accent and that made it even funnier - - (no idea why)!!

I’m Irish but I’m saying it now in a welsh accent and it is funny

 

[MissHavisham]

I'd worry Klopp would put his gnashers in a glass of water before getting down to business.

 

[LisaLandry]

I'd worry Klopp would put his gnashers in a glass of water before getting down to business.

100%! He's so handsome but what the hell are those teeth all about

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Roughly 90% of men seem to get grumpy at 55. Most of them will not be sexy.

 

[Restless Native]

Oof I'm starting the day feeling aroused by a have-a-go hero.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/t57kj-local-hero?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

Theyve set up a go fund me page for him lol

 

[Badbugger]

Roughly 90% of men seem to get grumpy at 55. Most of them will not be sexy.

I feel I should have been quite specific with my fantasy. Grumpy yes, but moaner NO. Kind of takes ‘gets things DONE’ grumpy, not sitting in armchair in stained T-shirt moany.

 

[shugabug23]

The topic was 'grumpy buggers we'd like to shag' to be fair.

Haha, my apologies! Well in that case I’ll take one for team and go for Piers Morgan.

I’d probably give Roy a bash too in all fairness but that Cork accent makes my ears itch!

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

I feel I should have been quite specific with my fantasy. Grumpy yes, but moaner NO. Kind of takes ‘gets things DONE’ grumpy, not sitting in armchair in stained T-shirt moany.

You're tell me that you wouldn't give Onslo from Keeping Up Appearances a go??????

 

[L3moning]

The topic was 'grumpy buggers we'd like to shag' to be fair.

In that case I'll move away from football managers and interpret "grumpy" as "quite morbid and in need of a cuddle" and say Conor Oberst.

 

[FrannyGallops]

I’ve taken one for the team and watched the Bridgerton sex scene. Not a huge fan of Nicola Coughlan but it was nice to see a lass who deviates from the beauty standard getting her knockers out for a change, although as usual, it was mostly female nudity. Don’t think we even got a glimpse of his arse, it was ‘tastefully’ covered up with a blanket.
There’s absolutely zero chemistry between them though.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

I’ve taken one for the team and watched the Bridgerton sex scene. Not a huge fan of Nicola Coughlan but it was nice to see a lass who deviates from the beauty standard getting her knockers out for a change, although as usual, it was mostly female nudity. Don’t think we even got a glimpse of his arse, it was ‘tastefully’ covered up with a blanket.
There’s absolutely zero chemistry between them though.

I imagine it no longer applies but I once read that films & TV shows would get higher age ratings for male nudity than female, which was quite surprising.

Don't think it applied to arses, though!

Considering most of the audience for Bridgerton is (probably straight) women you'd think they'd be more about the men getting their kit off.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Considering most of the audience for Bridgerton is (probably straight) women you'd think they'd be more about the men getting their kit off.

That’s what I liked about Outlander (the first season). I’d say it was equal (Claire’s) boobs and (Jamie’s) arse.
I always respect an actor who gets his cock out on screen as well (Josh O Connor and even Barry Keoghan spring to mind, although BK is more for comedy value than anything).

 

[klarakluckbag]

True Blood was great for male nudity, I've probably seen Alexander Skarsgard's arse more often than I've seem my husband's!

 

[RoseintheSunshine]

True Blood was great for male nudity, I've probably seen Alexander Skarsgard's arse more often than I've seem my husband's!

Alexander Skarsgard loves to get naked at any opportunity and quite frankly, I don’t mind!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

For the Roy Keane fans, this is a parody Twitter account, imagining what his film reviews would be like!

 

[Salted Caramel]

True Blood was great for male nudity, I've probably seen Alexander Skarsgard's arse more often than I've seem my husband's!

Oh lord, and Ryan Kwanten's ass too. Complete

 

[Badirene]

Haha, my apologies! Well in that case I’ll take one for team and go for Piers Morgan.

I’d probably give Roy a bash too in all fairness but that Cork accent makes my ears itch!

About Roy Keane

Spoiler

If you sit on his face you won't have to listen to him, problem solved

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

You're tell me that you wouldn't give Onslo from Keeping Up Appearances a go??????

IKR its that very sexy fishnet vest isnt it