Secret Celebrity Gossip #14

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Lenny McLean was an old time bare knuckle fighter, he was known as “The Guvnor” as he was a huge guy and was virtually unbeatable in a punch up. He also had a small part in Guy Richie’s “Lock Stock” film. Well, a script had been written about old Lenny’s life, and the actor Micky Rourke was up for the part. A guy I know, who was himself a bit of a gangster and part of a firm that I’ve mentioned here, was given the task of flying to Miami to meet up with Micky, and to hand over the script to him.
So, this guy (who was called jimmy) eventually landed in Miami, and arranged to meet Micky in a downtown bar. When Jimmy got to the bar, apparently it was a real dive, and Micky Rourke was holding court with several hangers on, including the boxer Gary Stretch. It was also apparent that Micky was pissed out of his head, and also had been on the old nose bag. So Jimmy approached him, and said he’d come over with Lenny’s script, and Micky was delighted, shouting to all and sundry about Lenny and how much he loved him... It was bleeping embarrassing for Jimmy, not least because a few months earlier, his firm had given Gary Strech a good hiding for taking the piss out of an old man who been a glass collector in an east London boozer. So, with Gary Strech pretending not to know him, and Micky Rourke getting more drunk and obnoxious as the night wore on, understandably, Jimmy just wanted to make his escape and get back to his hotel. But Micky Rourke was keeping him topped up with drinks, and to be honest, Jimmy had been a big fan of Micky Rourke, so he stayed until the sun came up, and as the bar had emptied, Jimmy had to almost carry Micky out of the bar. Jimmy said that the scales fell from his eyes, when Micky Rourke got outside on the empty Miami street, and fell into the gutter next to his Harley Davidson, his red bandanna suddenly showing his very obvious hair plugs, and a large piss stain was forming on his jeans, but what got Jimmy was the fact that Micky Rourke, once an idol if his, now laying in the gutter, was the fact that his false teeth had come out, and were laying on the sidewalk. Jimmy said he kicked the false teeth into the gutter, and vowed never to get involved with bleeping film star’s again!!

pixxyy said:
this link shows Caprice being mentioned in her High School yearbook http://www.e-yearbook.com/yearbooks/Bishop_Amat_High_School_Tusitala_Yearbook/1988/Page_39.html
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How would anyone know if that was her REAL High School Yearbook? Or if she got her surgery and then changed school? Her passport 💯 said Male.
 
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princesssparklepants said:
A friend of mine is a friend of someone who acted in holby, a former character who left a long time ago (I won't say who because the next part is private) . My friend told me after a few drinks that part of the reason the actor left is because Amanda was bullying them and as part of that had mocked their infertility.
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I’m thinking Lisa Faulkner. You don’t need to confirm or deny, but it fits.
 
Nothing so interesting as these (although I am interested to discover that I am apparently a man).

But the twit that plays Ben Mitchell is an utter cock. Even before he does copious lines (not of the EE variety). There is/was security footage of him squaring up to a 4'10" and about 6 stone 11 year old and screaming in the kid's face shortly before he moved on from a particular employment without notice.
 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
Nothing so interesting as these (although I am interested to discover that I am apparently a man).

But the twit that plays Ben Mitchell is an utter cock. Even before he does copious lines (not of the EE variety). There is/was security footage of him squaring up to a 4'10" and about 6 stone 11 year old and screaming in the kid's face shortly before he moved on from a particular employment without notice.
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Is this current Ben? Max Bowden I think his name is? I’m sure one of the previous Ben’s got in trouble for being a cock too, and it was the reason he left. The Ben character might be cursed🤣
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Lenny McLean was an old time bare knuckle fighter, he was known as “The Guvnor” as he was a huge guy and was virtually unbeatable in a punch up. He also had a small part in Guy Richie’s “Lock Stock” film. Well, a script had been written about old Lenny’s life, and the actor Micky Rourke was up for the part. A guy I know, who was himself a bit of a gangster and part of a firm that I’ve mentioned here, was given the task of flying to Miami to meet up with Micky, and to hand over the script to him.
So, this guy (who was called jimmy) eventually landed in Miami, and arranged to meet Micky in a downtown bar. When Jimmy got to the bar, apparently it was a real dive, and Micky Rourke was holding court with several hangers on, including the boxer Gary Stretch. It was also apparent that Micky was pissed out of his head, and also had been on the old nose bag. So Jimmy approached him, and said he’d come over with Lenny’s script, and Micky was delighted, shouting to all and sundry about Lenny and how much he loved him... It was bleeping embarrassing for Jimmy, not least because a few months earlier, his firm had given Gary Strech a good hiding for taking the piss out of an old man who been a glass collector in an east London boozer. So, with Gary Strech pretending not to know him, and Micky Rourke getting more drunk and obnoxious as the night wore on, understandably, Jimmy just wanted to make his escape and get back to his hotel. But Micky Rourke was keeping him topped up with drinks, and to be honest, Jimmy had been a big fan of Micky Rourke, so he stayed until the sun came up, and as the bar had emptied, Jimmy had to almost carry Micky out of the bar. Jimmy said that the scales fell from his eyes, when Micky Rourke got outside on the empty Miami street, and fell into the gutter next to his Harley Davidson, his red bandanna suddenly showing his very obvious hair plugs, and a large piss stain was forming on his jeans, but what got Jimmy was the fact that Micky Rourke, once an idol if his, now laying in the gutter, was the fact that his false teeth had come out, and were laying on the sidewalk. Jimmy said he kicked the false teeth into the gutter, and vowed never to get involved with bleeping film star’s again!!


How would anyone know if that was her REAL High School Yearbook? Or if she got her surgery and then changed school? Her passport 💯 said Male.
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or your friend couldve been having a joke, and even now its not easy for Teens to get surgery wouldve been much harder late 80s.

maytoseptember said:
I’m thinking Lisa Faulkner. You don’t need to confirm or deny, but it fits.
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She left Years before Amanda joined
 
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Ubu1uk said:
I don’t understand why your sex would affect how your arms hang though? I think mine hang like a mans but I am definitely a female.
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Politically incorrect, but true: women’s arms are designed for cradling babies, men’s arms for throwing punches. That is also why many women look ridiculous when trying to throw things. Our arms just aren’t designed for it.
 
Absolutely. Very similar.

Further googling reveals I’m not the first person to have noticed this and the organisers have said publicly she never won: I did find this, which if true might explain the lack of childhood information, although the high school she supposedly went to was private, which doesn’t fit well with this bio:

“When she arrived in London she posed as a celebrity "It" girl from a rich American family. In a documentary series, Filthy Rich: Daddy's Girls, she claimed to come from a moneyed family who lived in a security-screened Hollywood mansion. In fact, she was raised - mainly by her single mother - in a three-bedroom bungalow in an ordinary suburb of Los Angeles called Hacienda Heights. Her father was a used-car salesman who split from her mother when Caprice was five. Penniless Valerie Bourret was arrested on charges of credit-card theft; she had hatched a plot to defraud retailers with a young male accomplice and was given three years' probation.”

I feel I’m about as much of a Caprice expert as anyone now.
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Lenny McLean was an old time bare knuckle fighter, he was known as “The Guvnor” as he was a huge guy and was virtually unbeatable in a punch up. He also had a small part in Guy Richie’s “Lock Stock” film. Well, a script had been written about old Lenny’s life, and the actor Micky Rourke was up for the part. A guy I know, who was himself a bit of a gangster and part of a firm that I’ve mentioned here, was given the task of flying to Miami to meet up with Micky, and to hand over the script to him.
So, this guy (who was called jimmy) eventually landed in Miami, and arranged to meet Micky in a downtown bar. When Jimmy got to the bar, apparently it was a real dive, and Micky Rourke was holding court with several hangers on, including the boxer Gary Stretch. It was also apparent that Micky was pissed out of his head, and also had been on the old nose bag. So Jimmy approached him, and said he’d come over with Lenny’s script, and Micky was delighted, shouting to all and sundry about Lenny and how much he loved him... It was bleeping embarrassing for Jimmy, not least because a few months earlier, his firm had given Gary Strech a good hiding for taking the piss out of an old man who been a glass collector in an east London boozer. So, with Gary Strech pretending not to know him, and Micky Rourke getting more drunk and obnoxious as the night wore on, understandably, Jimmy just wanted to make his escape and get back to his hotel. But Micky Rourke was keeping him topped up with drinks, and to be honest, Jimmy had been a big fan of Micky Rourke, so he stayed until the sun came up, and as the bar had emptied, Jimmy had to almost carry Micky out of the bar. Jimmy said that the scales fell from his eyes, when Micky Rourke got outside on the empty Miami street, :LOL:


hahahahah are you a novelist? You have an extremely fertile imagination!!!!
How would anyone know if that was her REAL High School Yearbook? Or if she got her surgery and then changed school? Her passport 💯 said Male.
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TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
Nothing so interesting as these (although I am interested to discover that I am apparently a man).

But the twit that plays Ben Mitchell is an utter cock. Even before he does copious lines (not of the EE variety). There is/was security footage of him squaring up to a 4'10" and about 6 stone 11 year old and screaming in the kid's face shortly before he moved on from a particular employment without notice.
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Because being a “Mitchell” makes him a hard man. As Frank Butcher would say “What a bloody pilchard”!!
 
Ginger_roots said:
I think we should talk about the fact she hasn't told her two children born months apart, that they're not twins. Aren't they like 4 now? I wonder when she's said their birthdays are?! She's definitely a dolly mixture short of a quarter.
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Caprice is so dumb. The surrogate gave birth before she did, right? And she did a front page splash with OK or Hello saying she’d never tell the boys who birthed them. But... one baby was clearly older and bigger than the other. Doesn’t take a genius to work that out.

But it’s fucked up not to be honest with the children about their origins, or even their real birthdays, if she’d pretending they’re twins. I didn’t know she was doing that.
 
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