Secret Celeb Gossip #12

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Fran B said:
That’s a random selection- Dara doesn’t do it for me. Too ‘Dad-like’. I’d go for:

Monday- Matthew mcconauhay (spell?)
Tuesday- Ryan gosling
Wednesday- Harrison Ford, 30 years ago
Thursday-Matt LeBlanc now he’s grey
Friday- Pasha from Strictly
Sat-Jason Fox
Sun- pot luck
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I always think matt leblanc would be tit in bed. I think because he was so bloody boring when he did top gear 💤
 
Eirawen said:
I agree John sort of lost his head with Yoko and Julian was neglected by him he said in an interview that Sean was produced from a deep love and Julian from too much booze on a Saturday night, JL had a cruel tongue and could be very funny but in this case wasn't amusing at all.
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It wasn't meant to be funny. It was painfully honest.

Raininvain said:
I think Yoko Ono puts out such utter rubbish because she has been indulged by people telling her shes great and shes lost all sense of reality.
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This is one of those 'only with students' stories: In 1969, a Cambridge student 'avant garde jazz' society organised a concert at a lecture hall (Lady Mitchell Hall). They invited Yoko. When this Rolls-Royce cruised through the streets and arrived at the venue, out stepped Yoko to excited whoops and cheers from all the speccy herberts. Then John Lennon emerged, and all of these students groaned and rolled their eyes - 'Oh no, him, what a downer!' They tried to concentrate on Yoko's shrieking, but the sight of Lennon in the background really ruined these boring twits' day!
 
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Queenie-the-boss said:
Thank you for the Tom Ellis reminder. I had a bit of a crush on him in Eastenders. As Lucifer, I'd sell my soul and thump a few grannies for some action with him.
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oh God Tom Ellis! I never thought twice about him on Miranda, but blimey Lucifer o_O I was horny as the devil so to speak!Me and Mr Vanilla after watching Lucifer well, I wont go into it here but I cant wait for season 5 ;)

Margot1977 said:
Oh gosh, her art is lost on me too...My best friend was given free tickets for a Yoko 'concert' around 10 years ago, it was part of some 'culture week' type thing in a city where I used to live. We both knew nothing of her 'singing' at the time, so went out of curiosity. She was nearly an hour late, so we got 'treated' to one of her art projects, film No.4 (known as Bottoms) for about 40 MINUTES (it was made in 1967, various celebrities' naked bottoms filmed while walking...🥴). When she finally turned up (BTW she was absolutely tiny), and started 'singing', many people got up and simply walked out. We were somewhat stunned, but stayed thinking that surely, this must be just the one 'song' like that (it wasn't)...I can honestly say I never laughed so much in my life, and never will. Well...laugh is the wrong word here, we ended up giggling histerically while trying to remain quiet, still got tapped on the shoulder by the 'connoisseurs' behind us, which made the giggles worse 🤣🤣🤣. When it finally ended, we got out, noticed many others with a similar twinkle & tears in their eyes caused by the prolonged suppresion of laughter 😆. We still smile often at the memory of it...I'll try and include a link, it's from a different event, but the 'song' is the same 🤣🤣 (only we had about an hour of it...).
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she's all a bit Emperor's new clothes, isnt she?
 
Prince fan 1999 said:
I have this from a reliable source. Linda macartney wasn't the strict veggie she liked you to all believe.
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I knew someone who used to be a vet's assistant in a really posh part of London. The McCartneys used them for their menagerie of pets. According to her, Paul was very nice and polite, but Linda would go through the bills obssessively, questioning everything and generally being a rude and bad-tempered pest. Occasionally Paul would pop in with an embarrassed look on his face and give presents when he'd heard what she'd been getting up to.

Then again, I've heard some nice stories about her. Maybe she felt she needed to be the tough guy in the relationship, maybe she was just mercurial.
 
Raininvain said:
Bob Geldof made a lot of money off the back of Live Aid, he took a cut of the money raised. Notably the others like Midge Ure didn't take a penny. I cant stand the man, I'm not surprised Paula left him he was very controlling apparently as well.
I think Yoko Ono puts out such utter rubbish because she has been indulged by people telling her shes great and shes lost all sense of reality.
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Yes I love this. Geldof is vile. Midge Ure also was the main songwriter of “Do they know...”
 
Cosmo69 said:
It wasn't meant to be funny. It was painfully honest.

But extremely painful for his son, sometimes discretion is kinder and wiser, I was merely pointing out that John;s wit was funny at times but in this case it was hurtful to his son, especially in view of how he treated him compared to his son with Yoko.

This is one of those 'only with students' stories: In 1969, a Cambridge student 'avant garde jazz' society organised a concert at a lecture hall (Lady Mitchell Hall). They invited Yoko. When this Rolls-Royce cruised through the streets and arrived at the venue, out stepped Yoko to excited whoops and cheers from all the speccy herberts. Then John Lennon emerged, and all of these students groaned and rolled their eyes - 'Oh no, him, what a downer!' They tried to concentrate on Yoko's shrieking, but the sight of Lennon in the background really ruined these boring twits' day!
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lamaitresse said:
Ha, funnily enough, Channel 4 is showing old re-runs of Ali-G In Da House and he's interviewing...Donald Trump! 20-something years ago and he STILL has the same hairdo.
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And the pout
 
Vanillaco said:
oh God Tom Ellis! I never thought twice about him on Miranda, but blimey Lucifer o_O I was horny as the devil so to speak!Me and Mr Vanilla after watching Lucifer well, I wont go into it here but I cant wait for season 5 ;)


she's all a bit Emperor's new clothes, isnt she?
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She certainly is, I'm all for freedom of expression, and I appreciate ART is subjective, but goodness me...you shouldn't legally be able to inflict this sort of shrieking on good people and charge money for it!! 🙄
 
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