Sean Pratt #18 when you order Wayne Lineker off of Wish

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Assuming this is the new fella?
 

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There was an old man from nun
Who likes things up his bum
He’s got a new boring beau
But he’d rather just have a toe
All his photos are nearly nude
And his hair is made from pubes
Her face reminds me of a frog
But we know he prefers her dog
All the cosmetics he has done
He thinks he has actually won
So now a holiday is booked
He thinks everyone will look
He also thinks he’s fit
But in reality who actually gives a tit
About him away with his latest bit

#absolutelynoone
 
Firstly he should have checked out the dulux colour chart before attaching them pubes and now it looks like his chin is detaching itself from face
I actually cannot believe how old looking he is I suppose that’s what you get when you are ugly on the inside as well as the outside - he is hoping by doing all these procedures that he will get that eternal youth look 🤣🤣 well I’m sorry to say but I think that ship has sailed a long time ago for you matey 😫😫😫
 

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