Gotta hand it to Sean, he makes me love my life. And my relationship
keep it coming Pratty, it’s such good car crash watching. Let’s keep our eyes peeled for the Pratty Boyfriend Bingo that’s about to start…
1. Love bombing - check
2. Insta pic with over the top, indulgent words about how he ‘didn’t want to date anyone’ - check
3. Sad gestures, ie. Love heart ketchup - check
4. Nice new ornament for the maison de madman
5. Ring. Be it promise or engagement here.
6. Weird declarions about life, love, families etc
7. Inevitable post about moving on with life when broccoli
has a night out
8. Only fans photoshoot to make up for it
9. Zaralenas pool party
10. Break up insta post
Let’s go everyone