Scousebirdblogs #27 Jeff is only a Tory on days that end in Y

[mchammerr]

Please show me an actual scouser who would use one of those diaries. And if you have one and you aren’t scouse then wtf? Either way I don’t understand who buys them.

 

[Cilla Slack]

Please show me an actual scouser who would use one of those diaries. And if you have one and you aren’t scouse then wtf? Either way I don’t understand who buys them.

Imagine anyone seeing it???? Poking out of your bag??? *Shudders with shame*

 

[Tomi2015]

Imagine anyone seeing it???? Poking out of your bag??? *Shudders with shame*

Prancing through town wearing your “Swear Down” hoodie and duck the Tories earrings

 

[BettyRizzo]

Sweary jewellery and a diary - am I back at college being *quirky*

 

[Tomi2015]

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The 90s called. They want their crappy tin jewellery back

 

[SaintLeo]

Guyyyyysss the diaries are delayed. Everyone keeps emailing asking but don't worry! They're on the boat. But they will be here. Because she knows you're all dying to get your hands on these to help fund her 156th childless holiday of the year

Has there ever been a year when the diaries haven’t been delayed at some port waiting to go through customs? You’d think by now she’d have learned to order them earlier so delays wouldn’t matter!

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Has there ever been a year when the diaries haven’t been delayed at some port waiting to go through customs? You’d think by now she’d have learned to order them earlier so delays wouldn’t matter!

It’s how I know Xmas has officially started every year

 

[Shazblag]

I’m just gonna leave this here

I wish I knew a black woman who would front her over this. She is one desperate stink.

 

[Tomi2015]

I wish I knew a black woman who would front her over this. She is one desperate stink.

Maybe she means her sweaty body is black because of lack of washing

 

[Tomi2015]

I wonder if the skank will get someone in again to do her Christmas tree and decorations? You think she’d do it herself with Cora. No that’s just what real mothers do. Shameless sweat

 

[kuzcotopia]

Don't worry Jeff, no one's buying them anyway.

 

[Tomi2015]

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Don't worry Jeff, no one's buying them anyway.

But they’ll be flyyyyinn out

 

[Jango Jones]

They’ll be flying out and she’ll do a vid of them carrying the boxes in stating they’ve been manic! Like all them shite mugs that NEED restocking…na mate no ones buying a bleep mug!

 

[Tomi2015]

They’ll be flying out and she’ll do a vid of them carrying the boxes in stating they’ve been manic! Like all them shite mugs that NEED restocking…na mate no ones buying a bleep mug!

And all the hundreds of “postage” labels she prints out. How pathetic must she be just to do that so everyone will think the diaries are selling

 

[Aob]

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Don't worry Jeff, no one's buying them anyway.

Bit rich saying kids crying, can she hear from Crosby to Walton

 

[BettyRizzo]

Advertisers - rest assured if you use Steph for advertising I will not buy your products.

 

[Sir John Elton]

Not that she would influence me into purchasing anything butttt Does it not boil anyone else’s piss, that these lot keep opening advent calendars and showing what’s in on Christmas Day?! Annoys the tit out of me (not that I would pay more than £2 for a calendar I must add).

 

[Tomi2015]

Not that she would influence me into purchasing anything butttt Does it not boil anyone else’s piss, that these lot keep opening advent calendars and showing what’s in on Christmas Day?! Annoys the tit out of me (not that I would pay more than £2 for a calendar I must add).

I’ve got 4

Not that she would influence me into purchasing anything butttt Does it not boil anyone else’s piss, that these lot keep opening advent calendars and showing what’s in on Christmas Day?! Annoys the tit out of me (not that I would pay more than £2 for a calendar I must add).

What advent calendars has she got? If it’s any I’ve got myself or bought for presents, they’re going straight to the charity shop

 

[Tomi2015]

Advertisers - rest assured if you use Steph for advertising I will not buy your products.

Me neither. That also includes Hinch and Truff. They can get in the bleeping sea with Jeff

 

[MariellaMac86]

Shame, I was looking forward to Albert schloss opening in town but as they’ve sent that freebie invite to her I shall not be giving them any of my money