Scousebirdblogs #27 Jeff is only a Tory on days that end in Y

[Blair-Waldorf]

I’m so annoyed at the watering can!!! Another gaff I will have to avoid

 

[Tomi2015]

I wish she would BURN that vile blue jumper . Did she get them in a set, with the black one?!

It’s not that bleeping leopard thing creation is it? That thing probably grows it’s own cultures. She’s Liverpool’s biggest bleeping biff

 

[Mama_like_dat]

It was organised by PR Carolyn Hughes and was gifted. Why she had to put invited I don't know? Her annoying little beak-nosed mate The Liverpool Foodie at least got it right by putting Ad-gifted.

I'm local too, Dab, and I wouldn't dream of chasing me fat arse across the city to Crosby for a free scran, I'd feel ashamed.

I don't know you know, if Kraftburger or The Azul Monkey offered you free dinner, I'd encourage you to take them up on it

 

[Sir John Elton]

I’m so annoyed at the watering can!!! Another gaff I will have to avoid

I know , breki is nice there and we were planning to go literally next week arghhh

 

[Lucyloos]

I don't know you know, if Kraftburger or The Azul Monkey offered you free dinner, I'd encourage you to take them up on it

Please please don’t ruin these gaffs for me. I’m already disgusted at inside No 4

 

[Tomi2015]

Please please don’t ruin these gaffs for me. I’m already disgusted at inside No 4

She bleeping ruined Lu Ban for me the day they decided to promote her cat piss gin

 

[Ssslllfff75]

Imagine being one of Jeffs “mates” and knowing your probably going to get a tit chocolate “hamper” or piss water gin for Christmas off her. It would be like when your Nan would knit you a bad jumper that you said was lovely and wore it so you wouldn’t hurt her feelings

Just imagine being one of Jeff's mates full stop.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

It was organised by PR Carolyn Hughes and was gifted. Why she had to put invited I don't know? Her annoying little beak-nosed mate The Liverpool Foodie at least got it right by putting Ad-gifted.

I'm local too, Dab, and I wouldn't dream of chasing me fat arse across the city to Crosby for a free scran, I'd feel ashamed.

You spelled 'grifted' wrong a couple of times there

 

[Tomi2015]

I wonder if she will wear that horrendous Christmas jumper and skirt creation again this year?
The one that makes her look like she should be walking down through town with a bottle of white lightning screaming at pigeons

 

[MariellaMac86]

She’s giving me eastenders carol Jackson vibes a lot recently. I think it’s the anorak

 

[cbdgummybear]

Imagine being a local business and “inviting” people you think could influence your brand, then they log onto Tattle and see this thread . If only businesses would do that. They’d find the right people to promote stuff and not some cringey Jeff-o-tron who turns people away

 

[Sir John Elton]

She plays the victim though, any savvy businesses would see she has not grown as a business or SM presence in years. The question we raise repeatedly - WHO IS HER MARKET?! WHOOOO.

patreon seems to have gone down the swanny doesn’t it

 

[Lucyloos]

I might start printing copies of it and leave them in the independents in Crosby randomly for the lovely owners to read.

At least my favourite places will be safe.

 

[cbdgummybear]

Paused it at the right moment

 

[Tomi2015]

Paused it at the right moment

Destroy that hideous jumper you bleeping meff

 

[Grot-bagz]

Finish the caption on image…

 

[Tomi2015]

There’s like about 500 filters on my face

 

[mchammerr]

Wow the Carol Jackson shout was bang on. She looks in her late 40s at least with that hair. In fact it’s not even the hair it’s the whole vibe.

 

[Rothsey]

Finish the caption on image…

Jesus she looks rough, I think that she needs a massive make over… like now! She looks really old, and I have many years on her! Ha

 

[mchammerr]

Remember Jake lol