Scousebird Blogs #23 Oh dear what can the matter be Jeffs new kitchen is a total catastrophe

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God you could use her chin as a door stop
 

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She got her sunglasses on a drunken bar crawl in Venice guys, cos she’s really cool like that 😂😂 you wouldn’t think this woman is hitting 40, she literally acts like an angsty teen who’s desperate to be different. ‘We had to stop for spritz cos we’re just deal cool’
As for that coat 😂😂😂 my Nan wouldn’t wear that.
I bet she asks random Italians to speak fluently from her to ‘immerse herself in the language’ but all she can understand is ciao, when they smell her breath and run off.
 
She got her sunglasses on a drunken bar crawl in Venice guys, cos she’s really cool like that 😂😂 you wouldn’t think this woman is hitting 40, she literally acts like an angsty teen who’s desperate to be different. ‘We had to stop for spritz cos we’re just deal cool’
As for that coat 😂😂😂 my Nan wouldn’t wear that.
I bet she asks random Italians to speak fluently from her to ‘immerse herself in the language’ but all she can understand is ciao, when they smell her breath and run off.
That spritz thing annoyed me too! “Look at us being rebellious party animals stopping for a drink when we shouldn’t and living on the edge.” So bleeping immature. Who’s she trying to impress?
 
Back onto her jarg Wish version of history lessons pretending she knows everything just coz she says... "an then you had Lucrezia et cetera et cetera". Just bundling hundreds of years of history into ET CETERA ET CETERA 😳 history? Completed it mate.

Does anyone buy this and think she's clever? I would be cringing my tits off listening to her waffle into her phone.

Also, no regard for the billions of 'no photographs' warnings around the Sistine. head
 
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