Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

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Fu*k off Jeff.
Don’t want to sound like a Tory. Is your house really that big though ? Depends what you define as big I suppose.
Managed to get herself a bottle of champagne for twenty quid, some m&s food.
Is the Lexus paid for in cash or is it on finance?
I wouldn’t say she’s that impressive. Joke she is honesty.
Paying below minimum wage. Then bragging about how much you have. Be careful Jeff your real colours are starting to show. She needs
To stop with the labour voting, vegetarian socialist persona. I saw the bacon on your breakfast Jeff! I see you voting Tory.
Your a compulsive liar. Hideous inside and out.
Where’s CORA!
 
Asevithankstome said:
Her next range of shite merchandise;- inflatable penises and shot glasses for hen nights
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I'm offended. Nobody knows Liverpool better than Meff the true scouser from Maghull?! Piss off

That list is literally ten of the most known locations around town. You could fall out of one into the next without even meaning to. Might have well wrote Concert Square on there for Christ's sake. There's many actual Scouse bloggers that could have provided a far better, more interesting and unique list.
 
Dwight said:
I'm offended. Nobody knows Liverpool better than Meff the true scouser from Maghull?! Piss off

That list is literally ten of the most known locations around town. You could fall out of one into the next without even meaning to. Might have well wrote Concert Square on there for Christ's sake. There's many actual Scouse bloggers that could have provided a far better, more interesting and unique list.
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I always go for a pistachio croissant before a night on the piss to line the arl stomach
 
I’ve just came to the realisation that I maybe am and surrounded by absolute uncultured louts? But no Hen Party I’ve ever been on has involved salads and pistachio croissants, even the spa weekend ones that you begrudge going to. I mean granted I’ve had a bit of salad in a kebab I’ve gotten to soak up the alcohol but apart from that.
 
Shesaidwhat? said:
I’ve just came to the realisation that I maybe am and surrounded by absolute uncultured louts? But no Hen Party I’ve ever been on has involved salads and pistachio croissants, even the spa weekend ones that you begrudge going to. I mean granted I’ve had a bit of salad in a kebab I’ve gotten to soak up the alcohol but apart from that.
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Nope… I more a chips curry and fried rice type of gal when I’ve been on the lash 🤣
 
🤮 just no need Jeff
 

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The thing that baffles me the most is this shop. It must cost a few quid to rent. She has staff. She wants to expand. I just get how. Even if there are some that buy this stuff, it would surely be a one off novelty purchase not exactly somewhere you will keep going back to. I could believe it was legit more if she was just an online business. I don’t see how she could possibly earn enough from shop purchases to cover the leccy bill.
 
This is what companies house has for her latest accounts... I'm not the most knowledgeable on these matters but as far as I can tell, if I'm not mistaken, it seems the shop was only just afloat last year... not sure how she's managing to stay open in town (if she's paying rent herself now) and hire people?
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Also sidenote but does anyone else reckon she married Paul for her initials to be SB? Or that it at least played a part like 😅😂
 
Dwight said:
This is what companies house has for her latest accounts... I'm not the most knowledgeable on these matters but as far as I can tell, if I'm not mistaken, it seems the shop was only just afloat last year... not sure how she's managing to stay open in town (if she's paying rent herself now) and hire people? View attachment 565802 q

Also sidenote but does anyone else reckon she married Paul for her initials to be SB? Or that it at least played a part like 😅😂
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She's in receipt of tens of thousands of grants that came with having a premises and being self employed during covid. Probably on an introductory rent free period on the shop (6 months isn't unusual) and she's not paying rates yet because they've been suspended. Have your popcorn ready girls, the last round of premises grants have just gone out and rates will be payable again in a few months time. Add that to rent and she'll be living like she dresses: out of a bin.
 
TheGhostofShirleyBallas said:
She's in receipt of tens of thousands of grants that came with having a premises and being self employed during covid. Probably on an introductory rent free period on the shop (6 months isn't unusual) and she's not paying rates yet because they've been suspended. Have your popcorn ready girls, the last round of premises grants have just gone out and rates will be payable again in a few months time. Add that to rent and she'll be living like she dresses: out of a bin.
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Closing Down sale, coming soon!!
 
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Closing Down sale, coming soon!!
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Prediction from your girl Shirl: she'll maybe make it until Christmas by filling the shop with novelty Christmas shite that people will buy for secret santa and crap like that. In January the shop will close, accompanied by a video of her going on about how mean and unreasonable the landlord was. It'll be something like the ceiling was leaking, people upstairs were a nightmare etc, and how she had no choice but to go. The jefflets will comment on how he's a cheeky bastard, "better off elsewhere hun", and validate the bullshit when the reality is she'll be massively in arrears. She'll then post videos about how "something amazing" is coming, "onwards and upwards" or whatever, following which she will go online only and claim it's a better life balance for her and Cora. A few weeks later, her ex employees will join this forum and tell us they didn't receive their last pay packet.

Mark my words, girls.
 
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