TLDR:-
Slosher has some more strings to add to her bow:
Silver Service Waitress (by age 18)
Chef's training for 20 years.
Tarot Card Reader
Roller Skater
Fitness/Diet guru
Flames Dates - (the newest venture, which sold 130+ tickets within hours) seemingly needs some more male attendees - even though the first 130+ tickets were an even split of male/female guests. This conundrum saw Miss Gasher and her beautiful (current) sidekick Nickeeee hit the pubs/bars of Hornchurch to rustle up some more men. Avid viewers were kept updated with the night's activities via multiple uploaded tiktoks consisting of the ever faithful catchphrases 'I've pulled' 'She's pulled' 'We've pulled' as well as 'Do you know who I am?' 'Do you have TikTok?'
We all know that Slosh has a 'heart condition' and hasn't been out for 3 years! but ever the professional, she soldiered through, drinking Pissecco and Porn Star Martinis galore before rounding off the night with a curry.
Apparently there is some doubt over the validity of the claims that she suffered a heart attack (in a pub or on a plane) but the upload of 2 photos proves that she most certainly did....
lay down in a hospital bed at some point in her life.
There was a very important meeting with the Police in which she reported 'some Tattlers' and the police will be knocking on doors, taking mobile devices and court cases are imminent. Once the court case is out of the way, the guilty parties will be named and shamed. It's not clear at the moment who exactly they are but Sharon definitely definitely knows who they are and has their
IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) .
Her stance on Tattle (trolls as she so lovingly refers to us) is quite clear:
She hates us
We are all sad
She loves us as we have done her the biggest favour ever (which we will find out in 2 weeks time what it is)
She loves us so much she would kiss us.
She wants all her followers (fans) to screenshot what is said on here and forward it to her
She doesn't want to see anymore screenshots.
She encourages all her followers to come and read what's written.
She wants everyone to ignore Tattle.
Her HMRC records have been queried and it's about time that things were set straight - She is a sole trader and if you don't believe that then phone the office and one of the girls will take a message for her!
She also stated that she may not be selling the whitening toothpaste (or toothpaster as it's listed on her professionally designed website) so if anyone does still want to buy it, you can just google Acti-labs Diamond Lustre and purchase elsewhere for £4.
The white label business is still going strong as she disclosed earlier this week that in December she made £10,000 off the back of it and another £1k during the previous live. Couple this with her £100 a day Only Fans money and it's clear to see how she can afford 2 caravans - one of which may or may not be owned by 'Pip' - and may even be looking to 'buy' a third.
A couple of weeks at 'the van' have been spent lounging around in some River Island pyjamas and dancing about in some leggings that were gifted to her by an obviously much smaller friend. (Maybe someone from the Sahara???)
An evening out at the local Bingo Hall wasn't quite as successful as hoped, what with the bank card being declined and then the evening being somewhat marred by a couple of 'panic attacks' which to the untrained eye looked very similar to a slight bit of heartburn due to the homemade Chilli that was eaten beforehand.
Another evening out didn't quite pan out as expected when Gasha groomed herself in preparation for a date/night out/business meeting with a friend/ex and she arrived at the venue only to find out it was closed and her date wasn't ready anyway, the evening wasn't a complete waste though cos it gave her a reason to take along bath and wash her hair (probably using the Tresemme shampoo that was pictured in her bathroom)
Some new items have been added to the website but woe betide anyone that orders anything and dares to enquire if their item has been dispatched (after waiting more than 4 weeks) as they will likely be subjected to a torrent of abuse by not only Snatcher Fontain but countless other minions that follow her. Although she claims to be a professional business woman, Trasha will not hesitate to scream and hurl horrific insults at her 'customer' all whilst on a live. This is followed up by some self-analysis that she is a lovely person with a good heart and one of the kindest people you could meet, and if anyone wants to disagree with that then they will be duly blocked (and threatened with the police yet again)!!!
& When she asked where you from he said Albanian she said you sound Liverpool loooooll thick ass
Vile scum she is & the way she sits thinking she’s it because the minions are deluded also. Using a threatening attitude again&again who said anything about six people going for her she’s f..ked up the day her account gets shut down the BETTER