witchtwiccan71
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absolutely brilliantOk so, still no one has been arrested despite Slasher big Gasha’s very own special police task force (think Lines of Duty) . All suspects waiting patiently for a knock every day at 3pm.
Dating night literally went up in Flames. Was so dry that if you attended your vaj literally fell off.
We discovered that Sash has no heating in her penthouse one bed flat on millionaires (ahem) row because her nipples seemed to be arguing with each other.
Now has resorted to shaming customers on TikTok who happen to have experienced a problem with her knock off goods which she yeets into a cardboard box before throwing into her clapped out motor to take to the post office.
Now specialising in cheesy acting to cringe worthy voice overs in a bid to look sultry, windswept and interesting. We’re just waiting for the next big break. Could be This Morning, Loose Women, Dragon’s Den, Good Morning Britain or Pornhub. Pornhub category super konk and wonky fringe.
No matter what the filter, those nipples are off kilter!