What's new in the world of a self proclaimed weapon?
Following on from her bank card being declined in the last thread, it now seems that delusions of grandeur have well and truly set in as it appears that rather like our noble Queen Elizabeth , Sasha doesn't carry cash so needs someone on hand to pass her any sterling that she may need to pay for anything such as a car wash or lunch etc.
Headquarters of the empire seem to have changed location to very near to the infamous resort of Jaywick, where the stock can be found displayed on a caravan table or casually strewn across the floor.
These over-priced white label goods, which now include 'Ello Vera' and body mist copies of Creed by 'Teary Muuglaaaaar' are still available to purchase from the aforementioned Caravan during online lives. It could be said that erratic manic abusive behaviour, constant swearing, total disregard for customers and general tardiness would deter people from parting with their cash but business is booming as one live alone saw an incredible 136 items ordered (apparently), or was that 117?
If while watching a live you happen to hear loud popping noises in the background, don't be concerned, that's just the gas ring on the stove, and the hum of a jet plane firing up is the soothing sound of the washing machine, which is perfectly normal due to the amount of pyjama/loungewear laundry that it seemingly has to cope with.
Such is the success of this reselling business; accessories have now been added to the website. Be sure to check out the wonderful Valentino bags that are up for sale for merely £99. In fact Sasha must be so impressed with the bags that she has added one to her Amazon wishlist for someone to buy for her, at less than half the price she sells them for!!!- unless of course it was added to the wishlist so she could get the measurements of it.
Be sure to look out for any special offers that are advertised as they may or may not materialise, it's all part of the fun of ordering, like a lucky dip as it were. Will my order arrive? Will it be correct? Is the promised freebie included? However if the answer to any of these questions is no then proceed to question the consummate professional with caution - you will likely be named and shamed and have her dedicated, deluded followers (fans) directed to your tiktok page.
The latest offer was, spend over £30 and receive a free tube of Acti-labs whitening toothpaste costing £17.95 on the Sasha Fontain website but available elsewhere for £4. This is the whitening toothpaste that Sasha allegedly sometimes uses to brush her professionally whitened teeth.
During one of these mind-numbing lives, we were officially introduced to Jake The Fake, a plastic policeman at best. A dog handler with a natural affinity with dogs that seemed to get along very well with Sasha. He likes to sit on lives wearing his looky-likey 'uniform' waving around some handcuffs and making idle threats that viewers need to be careful as he might turn up at their doors.
This is the very same person that Sasha had spoken of earlier and had informed her viewers that she had "jogged him off" - well I'm hoping she said jogged!
A long awaited trip to a spa (proceeded by a lunch of prawn sammiges and scotch eggs) a time for relaxation, quality time with friends, treatments and general uninterrupted fun was next on the cards.
If anyone is looking for a little breakaway where you are guaranteed constant streaming, countless videos, non-stop bitching about 'trollz', incessant uploads moaning about tattle, then one of these weekends away could be what you are looking for. All sexual innuendo and other behaviours displayed around men such as sitting on waiters laps, offering a kiss in exchange for a bottle of Prosecco, comments such as 'We are gonna do him later' 'I need a man not a boy' all add to the relaxing vibe. Drunken 'banter' for the rest of the evening interspersed with general racism, sexism and mocking disabilities rounds off another evening in the company of the righteous Ms Fontain and when the bar closes, the lights are turned out and the staff leave, it's time for raucous cackling laughter and the attempted piano playing to begin.
Be careful though to not let your hideously over inflated breasts 'fall out' of your top 4 times, completely by accident, unintentionally, by mistake, or your livestream will be cut.
As an aside, please remember that breakfasting in a resort restaurant can be done whilst wearing River Island pyjamas if you wish to appear as common as muck. And if, after breakfast you'd like to have some lighthearted fun with friends whilst making amusing tiktoks, then be sure to follow up a very tasteless video with a much more appropriate one where just like the cast of the original musical, it is performed by older women trying to portray women much much younger than their actual years.
2022 continues to be positive as, thanks to all the trollz, who she hates/loves, Sasha has been approached by 2 TV producers.
The first was with regards to a documentary all about trolls and through Tattle she was chosen and shortlisted to appear.
These days it seems that to appear in a documentary, the producers need you to change your appearance, strangely that is what was requested and having shorter hair and dying it brown was far too much of a stretch as it would mean removing extensions so Sasha declined to proceed but the second offer is going ahead with filming starting 23rd March - the number 23 really does seem lucky for 'Our Sash'
Lots of holidays have been booked, Tunisia in February, Benidorm with the geeewls, Dominican Republic in October and Jamaica in December. Some people would say it's almost unbelievable that someone who only had 11p in the bank in October could afford all of this.
More revelations in regards her health were recently disclosed, as well as suffering from a Hiatus hernia she also has to follow a Glucose Syrup free diet. As I'm sure most of us are aware, anyone suffering with a Hiatus Hernia is advised to not have chocolate, fried or fatty food, spicy food (namely curry, chilli, etc) tomato based food, alcohol ,dairy products, oil , butter etc. Those that have to follow a Glucose Syrup free diet, (this rarely spoken about affliction which leaves sufferers unable to eat or drink anything with Glucose Syrup in) are similarly affected, as there are many many products that contain it in their list of ingredients, such as, Wine, fizzy drinks and most notably, Banana Eclair toffees. But rest assured that someone that takes their health so seriously would never ever been seen to be consuming these items in large quantities.
It's always good to start as you mean to go on. so now that a new account has been created with promises to be uplifting and positive only, it must have been merely an oversight that on her very first live appearance she was seen to be uttering such references to 'Tattlers' as 'jealous little witches' who 'wanna be me' and are all 'fat slags' because 'I am the dogs bollox and they're dicks'.
Sasha still spends most of her time and energy emphatically denying that she spends any time or energy thinking about 'trollz'. Ironically this is the person that professes to hate anyone that hides behind a fake profile/doesn't use their real name on the internet etc but she herself has countless aliases: Sharon Brown, Lady Bentley, Sharon Stone, Sharryn Brotherton, Sharon Brotherton, Sasha Fontain to name but a few, this doesn't include the one that she secretly uses here on Tattle or the ones that she uses on tiktok to 'troll' those that are not her fans.
Who knows what is next to come, but guaranteed it's likely to be a tit-show!
As in the words of 'the Lady' herself "Watch this space!"
percent know she’s guilty, because why won’t she , she shows everything else to prove phone calls etc x
shampoo matches her completely sorry for insulting us dog lovers owners and walkers who are obviously on benefits and are not high powered or a weapon 
with total delusions of grandeur she really has got serious mental health problems the nobody sloshpot Sharon from Romford
, clean nicks & most importantly pj's( still available at a River Island near you)
