Kelmum
Active member
So tattlers I have at last found the cure for insomnia!!!!! I’m going to flog my miracle cure to all the leading pharmaceutical company’s in the UK and USA and with my millions I will make selling my cure I’m going to treat all of us to a two week holiday, all inclusive to……eygpt is everyone available around Xmas time ? my miracle insomnia cure is to watch Clarence do a haul, if you have really bad sleep issues you have to watch the new boots video, if your just experiencing on off problems I suggest the make up haul. I guarantee after a few minutes of watching her rub the new boots with the sleeve of her fake white fox sweatshirt sleeve you will be aslee, if that’s not sent you too sleep I suggest carrying on and watch her dislodge the road grit from the sole of said boot, but anyone with a nervous disposition should not worry that the grit is being dislodged on her bed and the fact she’s dislodging with her finger nail !!!! And then probably gone on to rub her eye or worse make the family’s tea without washing her hands now if you wanna come to egypt let me know asap