Sasha Fontain #37 Langtons Catering (Iceland Buffet) for my wedding day, If only I knew a cake maker🤔

[rocksolidcrew]

It was the pineapple juice for me. It’ll have been Iceland special left over from engagement buffet. It’ll be bleeping killing her eating all that fruit . Remember her chia seed phase? Think it could have been same time as the broken treadmill

I still have bloody nitemares over the sound of the heels clipping the crappy old chandelier, with full view of the tacky hair extensions with bald patches
I wanna know what’s happened to your Lampuuuttteeee

 

[MissSaffy]

I still have bloody nitemares over the sound of the heels clipping the crappy old chandelier, with full view of the tacky hair extensions with bald patches
I wanna know what’s happened to your Lampuuuttteeee

You mean when she lost two stone in two weeks by kicking her lampshade?

 

[slosher7777]

More like £2 out of her pocket

 

[rocksolidcrew]

You mean when she lost two stone in two weeks by kicking her lampshade?

Stretching auuuutttttt, pull it in..

 

[rocksolidcrew]

I wonder if Dickies Met Julia, Trashbags boss.?? I mean you’d like to think so wouldn’t you.?

 

[slosher7777]

I wonder if Dickies Met Julia, Trashbags boss.?? I mean you’d like to think so wouldn’t you.?

Or Zoe brotherton considering she rents out tin huts

 

[slosher7777]

Ffsake you would think dick van prick would be asking Gonzo why have you got all these aliases well dick it’s obvious she’s a lying thieving charity furlough robbing conning bleep

 

[slosher7777]

Ffsake Gonzo is on the missing list is she or isn’t she looking for a new mug engagement on or off or is it a big tattle wind up like the Porsche and boat driving lessons what you’ve got to remember is she’s only slept with 7 men but is that in an hour a day or a week

 

[rocksolidcrew]

She’s been bizzzzyyyyy again, Julia’s back in charge
Just wondering… Is Dickie marrying Julia or Shazza.?

 

[Debs22]

She’s been bizzzzyyyyy again, Julia’s back in charge
Just wondering… Is Dickie marrying Julia or Shazza.?

. Some days she could be Julia and some days the charity thieving slag that she is. He’ll never know from one day to the next. Well until she’s emptied his bank account that is

 

[MissSaffy]

She’s been bizzzzyyyyy again, Julia’s back in charge
Just wondering… Is Dickie marrying Julia or Shazza.?

He’s getting a BOGOF offer by looks of it. Lucky guy

 

[slosher7777]

What makes you laugh is her commenting on the picture of dick van div with his daughter saying beautiful but Gonzo you hate kids you don’t do kids they gotta have money nice house nice car no kids your rules you robbing fool

 

[MissSaffy]

Commenting that while sticking pins a voodoo doll of his daughter

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Commenting that while sticking pins a voodoo doll of his daughter

Oi Oi, There’s your lampute

 

[MissSaffy]

Oi Oi, There’s your lampute

I mean I’m sorry but where the actual duck does one acquire one of those . It kills me every time

 

[slosher7777]

Notice none of her tit was in his house apart from photo frames that must of been down to Gonzo

 

[MissSaffy]

Notice none of her tit was in his house apart from photo frames that must of been down to Gonzo

Im
Not surprised. Her flat gives me a migraine and panic attack all at once

 

[MissSaffy]

Roughly translated as I’m pretending to be a totally different person rather than show myself as the thieving, lying, scamming head that I actually am so that I can trap some stupid bastard into marrying me

 

[slosher7777]

Only doors that scrubbers opening is oven doors and she’s not too clever at that either

 

[Debs22]

Only doors that scrubbers opening is oven doors and she’s not too clever at that either

She’s opening the trap door between her legs no doubt