Sasha Fontain #29 The Erection Destroyer starring in Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe, It's Back To The Flat We Go!

[rocksolidcrew]

She don't wanna roll over too fast when she gets up cos the 'satinesque' material of those (now very snugly fitting) jimjams against the polyester carpet could cause some serious friction burns

She’ll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the tit candles

 

[gatekeeper]

WTF is she on today, “erfing” don’t you mean being a lazy fat bleep and hiding from the debt collector and or popo the woman is off her fcking rocker she needs serious help

 

[MissSaffy]

She don't wanna roll over too fast when she gets up cos the 'satinesque' material of those (now very snugly fitting) jimjams against the polyester carpet could cause some serious friction burns

That’s what I thought she meant when she said erfing at first . I thought she was about to take the thermal printer to bits. What the actual duck is she doing . This is classic Sasha I’m loving it.

 

[slosher7777]

She’s been on the crack pipe

 

[poola]

How can a web designer like herself not know that you don’t need an app that comes with the printer to design labels . She is one thick cnut. I see she’s got the RI pjs out of storage

Well I bought a new oven, I switched it on and everyfing, it still aint cooked me a roast a dinner. I fink I'm gonna ave to send it back

 

[pompom99]

Rumour has it that if you look out of the window, there's a bailiff's car parked outside

Back in the day we just hid behind the sofa when the provie woman came to the door

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Well I bought a new oven, I switched it on and everyfing, it still aint cooked me a roast a dinner. I fink I'm gonna ave to send it back

Buttttt…. Did you put it on your wishlist just for measurements 1st, that counts apparently
Can’t wait to see the next printer…. They are the easiest to use… well for us fiiicckkkk cnuts anyway

 

[sheebz2212]

Well I’ve been out to lunch at a lovely Italian but I was driving so no alcohol- but I feel like I’ve been on something watching the “earthing” video. Send help to me please as I feel like I’m tripping

 

[Herself71]

She’ll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the tit candles

Is say if your burned that river island (to small ) pyjamas and that horrendous flower dress it would burn longer than the Olympic flame ...

She never does research before her porkies pie lies

Shes soooo thick

 

[Salale]

And here we have in its natural habitat ...the Essex Serengeti..the beached hippo .

 

[julie1965]

Erfing ….she does it all the time don’t ya know….

 

[Guyana1976]

The stupid cnut can’t even work out how to work a thermal printer….This is the same strong independent woman that she’s been banging on about isn’t it..
It’s the 1st day of my breakfast today…. Is she pissed.? All of a sudden it’s on a diet, She’s got to eat Chia seeds for 10 days from a bowl…
Scrap that, They’re gonna be much healthier on toast loaded with Lurpack right..?
who the duck told her to do that..?
she’s off her meds, She’s probably seen MrsBBC doing her breakfast that she always has then thought I can lose 4 stone in 3 days if I do that

I add China to yoghurt, soup,omelette

 

[sheebz2212]

I add China to yoghurt, soup,omelette

I add mine to low fat Greek yoghurt. Tastes really nice. I haven’t had any for a while and I should as I have very bad IBS and my stomach looks like Shazzas at times . But I exercise daily. Eat a Mac Donald’s once in a blue
Moon. Eat fish or chicken with rice or noodles most evenings. Overnight oats most days with skimmed milk. It’s called eating healthy Shazza. You cannot put that amount of food down your neck and have no weight gain - especially past 50 years of age

 

[Debs22]

Seriously, I’m away for one day and she’s turned into a treehugger. WTF is she doing in her RI P.J’s erfing on her shagpile

 

[MissSaffy]

Hehehe

 

[rocksolidcrew]

I add mine to low fat Greek yoghurt. Tastes really nice. I haven’t had any for a while and I should as I have very bad IBS and my stomach looks like Shazzas at times . But I exercise daily. Eat a Mac Donald’s once in a blue
Moon. Eat fish or chicken with rice or noodles most evenings. Overnight oats most days with skimmed milk. It’s called eating healthy Shazza. You cannot put that amount of food down your neck and have no weight gain - especially past 50 years of age

I think the reality has hit that she’s not fitting in to her proper wardrobe and she’s got to wear Pip the purses clothes
I mean, She wouldn’t intentionally go out and buy polyester tit and strut around Rompford in it would she.??
I’m embarrassed for her, There’s no need , she was on a health kick when she got the treadmill out last time, she then forgot and dialled #Mcdoubleheartattackforbreakfasts

 

[spongebobsquarepants]

Earthing?!! Fcuk off Flasha trying to be my mate Patrick Star !!!

 

[sausageroll1970*]

RI pyjamas gapping there gonzo. You really have piled on the pounds. Did she add them chia seeds to pink gin? She's acting pissed.

Hehehe

Great idea would love to see that

 

[rocksolidcrew]

RI pyjamas gapping there gonzo. You really have piled on the pounds. Did she add them chia seeds to pink gin? She's acting pissed.


Great idea would love to see that

Tonight will be the night that you reach the status of V.I.P

 

[Salale]

I see trucker gee is doing a live on people doing money raising for charity ...but never provide proof of payment...with a special guest 3pm Sunday