Sarahs Day #69 A number which Kurt and Sarah have never personally participated in

[cumcustard]

My bad. Didn’t see the gate!

She might have a gate but it wasnt closed. She immediately started running down the stairs with without opening the gate, while again leaving M in there alone!
Whats the point of the gates if she doesn’t close them? Same as her pool gate… most incompetent “parent” around.

Editing to say that I rewatched and the gate is at the top of the big flight of stairs but the room M was in has about 5 stairs where there is no gate.

 

[Infoto]

I know she loves the speculation but… is she baiting pregnancy?

 

[annieray]

Now I'm not sure that this is WORSE than the fruit salad recipe but they're definitely equally laughable.
BEANS ON TOAST.
BEANS. ON. TOAST.
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I swear she thinks her viewers are absolute idiots (and a significant proportion clearly are…or maybe ignoramus is a better word - both ignorant and stupid).

I am just imagining some teenager standing in their parents’ kitchen, poopy bloom in hand, scratching their head as they look aimlessly at a can of beans and loaf of bread in front of them. “Like, what am I meant to do with this?! Is it DF and GF? Where am I? What’s my name again???”
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I know she loves the speculation but… is she baiting pregnancy?

Ohh lawd NO. She’ll implode with another child.

They absolutely won’t function without a live-in Nanny (whether it’s a paid stranger, underpaid piglet aka HOG staff member, or unpaid grandmother).

 

[guruhooroo]

And is it just me or it the concept of baked strawberries absolutely foul. They’re not a berry that does well hot imo.

I’ve made muffins with sliced strawberries plenty of times and they’re always an absolute hit. I even make vegan versions that people rave about and can’t tell are vegan. What I don’t do is use any of Sarah’s dry af fun free recipes, so the muffins I make with strawberries in them taste good.

 

[baloo_14]

This is where are awfulness really shines through. This picture is supposed to show the makeup that she’s apparently taking off? But she’s got her phone in front of her face . So really it’s just an excuse to body check.

 

[#botsforlife]

This is where are awfulness really shines through. This picture is supposed to show the makeup that she’s apparently taking off? But she’s got her phone in front of her face . So really it’s just an excuse to body check.

And that collarbone pop

 

[cumcustard]

Sezzy learnt something from all the hours of reading tattle. How to blur out people’s faces. Unfortunately, it’s your moneymakers faces you should blur out dumbass. Dont worry, I’ll do it for you seeing as I care about your kids more than you.

 

[Winky]

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Sezzy learnt something from all the hours of reading tattle. How to blur out people’s faces. Unfortunately, it’s your moneymakers faces you should blur out dumbass. Dont worry, I’ll do it for you seeing as I care about your kids more than you.

Maybe that poor person in her Pilates class threatened to duck her up if she didn’t learn how.

 

[peridoe]

I know she loves the speculation but… is she baiting pregnancy?

Definitely baiting. Because right before Focks says he wants them to have a girl next and call her Ellie.

I wondered the other week if she might be as she had a visible 'bump' when she picked Mal up, but honestly it was probably just her normal body or bloating (which is still normal). She edits herself so much that when she doesn't have a perfectly flat stomach, it's noticeable.

 

[Firsttimeposter87]

Girl you are not 2b or 2c hair!!!! 2a at the most!!! duck off with the curly girl flex. The pics she just shared of her last 2 attempts look horrendous.
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Girl you are not 2b or 2c hair!!!! 2a at the most!!! duck off with the curly girl flex. The pics she just shared of her last 2 attempts look horrendous.

Oops sorry she shared on TikTok not sure if she shared on Insta too

 

[Heyah__]

Girl you are not 2b or 2c hair!!!! 2a at the most!!! duck off with the curly girl flex. The pics she just shared of her last 2 attempts look horrendous.
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Oops sorry she shared on TikTok not sure if she shared on Insta too

Dearrr goddd! She does this once a year, makes a whole sing and dance about it, then doesn’t do it again for another year!
She will now have 3 videos on doing the CGM but each video is the only time she does it. She literally never does it in-between!
I can guarantee she will not be doing this method in 2 weeks (being generous).
She’ll be straight back to the sweaty slicked back bun.

 

[peridoe]

This brand fishing for a sponsor with Sarah is so cringe. I get this is how smaller brands promote themselves nowadays but surely they must realise she already has a sponsor or else she wouldn't suddenly be doing the CGM again. Same with her followers. Stop recommeding products. She already been gifted them or else she wouldn't be doing the video

 

[cumglaze]

Can’t wait to see her curly girl documentation, I’ll expect it to be complete and on YouTube in 6 years. Ironically she will have tried and failed to keep up with the method around 50 times by then.

 

[Lilac Wine]

This brand fishing for a sponsor with Sarah is so cringe. I get this is how smaller brands promote themselves nowadays but surely they must realise she already has a sponsor or else she wouldn't suddenly be doing the CGM again. Same with her followers. Stop recommeding products. She already been gifted them or else she wouldn't be doing the video

Jfc, how pathetic. Could they lick her arse any harder.

 

[Spanner14]

I for one am excited to see that rats nest of 1c curls that will either embrace and show us or will blatantly curl using curlers and pass it off as 'the method works'

 

[Sentient Yam]

Again with the LA cosplay! I had no idea she was an NBA fan or followed the Los Angeles Lakers enough to buy their merxh (or knockoff merch at Forever 21 or something). Do we think she was watching the playoffs?

Odd time to be wearing it. Do we think she watched a single game in their series against Denver in the past 2 weeks? The Lakers get swept 4 games to none. I dare not ask in the comments. She's such a try-hard!

 

[android_x]

Again with the LA cosplay! I had no idea she was an NBA fan or followed the Los Angeles Lakers enough to buy their merxh (or knockoff merch at Forever 21 or something). Do we think she was watching the playoffs?

Odd time to be wearing it. Do we think she watched a single game in their series against Denver in the past 2 weeks? The Lakers get swept 4 games to none. I dare not ask in the comments. She's such a try-hard!

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Just once, I want a non-American influencer to (un-ironically) wear a jersey or merch from a team that isn’t on the coasts. Or perhaps even some gear from the truly American past time of NASCAR

Like, girlie pop, if the goal is America Core… let’s do it right! Especially since we all know that her family and many of her friends are supporters of Trump’s ideologies. The Trump supporters in my corner of the country wouldn’t be caught DEAD in anything even slightly adjacent to liberalism (even something as apolitical as a shirt for a California basketball team).

 

[Sentient Yam]

The California cosplay is just bizarre because she's literally never been to the state. Like imagine if I suddenly started wearing a Sydney FC jersey, never having watched a minute of a match nor having set foot on the continent. Though I guess Sez has been to Hawaii so she's been to the US, but not the mainland...

 

[Toddlah]

DJ sezbot is obviously just really worldly, an international child of the earth, a true cosmopolitan. Of french decent. Barefoot like "any Aussie?!". A Cali gurl. The long lost Kardashian sister.
Hope she adds football fan to her extensive list of various interests (the art of clavicle exposure, child exploitation 101, advanced ED promotion, cumcustard for self-care, performative Christianity).

 

[Flexicon]

Ok, either this is an undisclosed ad, or she's fishing for a sponsor. There's just no way Sis gives this much free promotion by accident.