Sarah's Day #66 Tactical feeding, constantly breeding, potato print pyjamas we won’t be needing

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Tahlia looks absolutely phenomenal!
See that Sarah? That is what a healthy, strong, fit, still enjoying life at any chance, body looks like!
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T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a Sezzy stan was sleeping, they began to grouse
Their stockings were hung, but inside were all bare
No potato print pyjamas for them all to wear!

They’d placed orders faithfully, with unreliable White Fox
Where Sez does dirty dealings in her dirty white socks
She’d scammed them again, of that they were sure
La Bang, White Fox, Tropeaka, the products she whored

The stans cried silently in their activewear
Comment furiously on instagram for answers to be shared
All they wanted was some fugly print fits
But White Fox and Sezzy’s customer service is tit
 
halfinlovewith said:
Finding it very suss that the pyjamas have never been mentioned again, not a single comment about them on any post since the 13th of December when they were released. sis must be deleting them? You’d think she’d have been sharing stories of people in them espesh since it was just Christmas Eve
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Agree it is sus. I'd say she's turned off tags but she's still being tagged in other posts, so she's either being super quick to delete the tags (if you can do that) or people seriously haven't got them yet.

I wonder if she'll even be wearing them Christmas morning. Knowing her she won't be. Imagine buying over priced basic childish pyjamas because your favourite Instagrammer "made" them but not only do you not receive them for Christmas like she promised but said Instagrammer also doesn't even bother to wear them or acknowledge they exist.
 
Helpmeimpoor said:
Real and raw version - agreed regardless of her body her face is gaunt and terrifying.
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I think they must have taken a million photos for Sezzy to be happy with one. Even in the one you’ve posted as real, it is edited and Sarah is posing and contorting. Then that Lauren girl decided to tuck in her shirt for some of them to look thinner as she’s done in Sarah’s photo.
Sarah loves to edit herself to look like a xx smol miniature girl in photos with others, just like she did in her sauna pic. Even though she’s a very average 30 year old woman with two kids with broad, sloping shoulders carrying weight which is normal for her age.
 
“MerRy ChRiStMAS BaBe!!”
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Uhhh, how about you just concentrate on sending out people’s orders from bleeping NOVEMBER, WFB. And tell us again about the ‘dedicated team’ you assembled to ship out Scummy PJs??? Stans are still waiting…

Ps - What’s the bet that the Parkes are at Church this morning and Sezzy is not (maybe she’ll stream it for Instagram); she needs her rest guyssss her 4yo is still sleeping in her bed.

Merry Christmas, Tattlers. May your day be filled with tasteful pyjamas and tastier food full of gluten, refined sugar, trans fats and flavour 🎄🎄🎄

 
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