Sarah's Day #66 Tactical feeding, constantly breeding, potato print pyjamas we won’t be needing

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Definitely trying to minimise the actual amount of effort she puts in stay so tiny lol
‘So tiny’ my ass. She’s a normal sized person - actually on the stockier side (which is fine) - who likes to lie to herself as much as her audience with editing. She looks nothing like that pic in vlogs or when she appears on other peoples platforms (including Kurt’s)
 
‘So tiny’ my ass. She’s a normal sized person - actually on the stockier side (which is fine) - who likes to lie to herself as much as her audience with editing. She looks nothing like that pic in vlogs or when she appears on other peoples platforms (including Kurt’s)
My thoughts exactly. She’s AVERAGE. The only things tiny about her is that she’s short and her tiny brain with one brain cell.
 
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So much bs in just one story. Who’s believing this crap. Firstly, Sezzy time warp strikes again. You were pregnant in 2021 Sarah not 2020. Also, how do you explain your spirals every time you do eat out of your control? Balanced and calm hahaha.
 
‘So tiny’ my ass. She’s a normal sized person - actually on the stockier side (which is fine) - who likes to lie to herself as much as her audience with editing. She looks nothing like that pic in vlogs or when she appears on other peoples platforms (including Kurt’s)
The so tiny .. was sarcasm 🤣🤣🤣 she is far from tiny. She’s normal. She’s not lean, she’s not muscular !!
 
✨ aesthetics ✨
It's interior design and will probably be a notable moment in her upcoming video
What Sarah *thinks* passes for aesthetic, but is actually a really poor design, improper use of space, and unhygienic to boot. Who leaves their cookware out on the stove to get splattered with every other vapour, liquid and bodily fluid flying through the air? (Reminder she washes her child’s ass in the sink adjacent).

There’s nothing wrong with showcasing beloved items, but proper way to display items like these (which would never occur to Sarah because she lacks any modicum of style) is, duh, in a functional display cabinet (which protects the item as well as allows people to access and enjoy it visually). Incidentally, I have nearly the entire set of Le Creuset items in Marseille blue - because that’s actually the classic Hamptons blue (which again Sarah would know nothing about because she’s not about timelessness). Only I took great pride in buying these piece by piece (I think I started with eggcups) since my first part time job, and not because I googled ‘cOaStAl BoUgiE cOoKwaRe’ like Sarah no doubt did.

We have ours displayed with other cookware in a huge white and glass cabinet that runs like 4m or the length of our kitchen/dining rooms. It’s (shut your ears, Sarah!) a classic and timeless design, but also functional, and a sensical talking point. Yet again, Sarah wouldn’t know because she only consults Instagram, and would have no idea on the kinds of design elements that get featured regularly in the likes of, say, ‘Home Beautiful’ magazine.

Everyone’s entitled to their preference, but I’ll take classic Hamptons styling - think blues and whites with accents of black or yellow - any day, over grubby beige and pink.

Sarah’s house screams immature with too much cash than she knows what to do with. Something like the below says refined, restrained, thoughtful and grown up. Soooo everything Sarah is not. Checks out, I guess.
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What Sarah *thinks* passes for aesthetic, but is actually a really poor design, improper use of space, and unhygienic to boot. Who leaves their cookware out on the stove to get splattered with every other vapour, liquid and bodily fluid flying through the air? (Reminder she washes her child’s ass in the sink adjacent).

There’s nothing wrong with showcasing beloved items, but proper way to display items like these (which would never occur to Sarah because she lacks any modicum of style) is, duh, in a functional display cabinet (which protects the item as well as allows people to access and enjoy it visually). Incidentally, I have nearly the entire set of Le Creuset items in Marseille blue - because that’s actually the classic Hamptons blue (which again Sarah would know nothing about because she’s not about timelessness). Only I took great pride in buying these piece by piece (I think I started with eggcups) since my first part time job, and not because I googled ‘cOaStAl BoUgiE cOoKwaRe’ like Sarah no doubt did.

We have ours displayed with other cookware in a huge white and glass cabinet that runs like 4m or the length of our kitchen/dining rooms. It’s (shut your ears, Sarah!) a classic and timeless design, but also functional, and a sensical talking point. Yet again, Sarah wouldn’t know because she only consults Instagram, and would have no idea on the kinds of design elements that get featured regularly in the likes of, say, ‘Home Beautiful’ magazine.

Everyone’s entitled to their preference, but I’ll take classic Hamptons styling - think blues and whites with accents of black or yellow - any day, over grubby beige and pink.

Sarah’s house screams immature with too much cash than she knows what to do with. Something like the below says refined, restrained, thoughtful and grown up. Soooo everything Sarah is not. Checks out, I guess.
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I literally have that dining table and chairs AND the display cabinet ahaha for a hot min I was like tit is my style Sarah’s level of tit. But I actually read it after my mini panic😂
 
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